Pettiness Crewneck Sweatshirts

We have all had that petty moment we just wanted to hold onto.

We all have a little pettiness inside of us.

Pretty AND petty!

There's not enough salt in the whole ocean for Poseidon's saltiness.

A phrase that AwkwardishPanda has uttered often in chats and in person. It deserved to be on merch!

In case it wasn't clear enough, let me demonstrate my pettiness in neon form.

Calling out settlers for their BS is a 500 year old tradition. Featuring an image of Maria Tallchief (Osage) - the first Native prima donna and one of the 'Five Moons', a group of indigenous ballet dancers in Oklahoma. H/t to twitter user @FancyBebamikawe

Funny name tag themed design that reads Hello I'm Petty AF would make it a fun gift for men women and kids. Works great for birthday, black history month, valentines day, anniversary, and any other special occasion or as a daily outfit to school, work or any place you visit regularly on a daily basis.

I just think it's funny how...

I just think it's funny how...

I just think it's funny how...

I just think it's funny how...

Team Petty Headlines Logo in Trans Pride Colors

Most of us don't need a book, tho.

We hate people so I can't say you're completely welcome, but come in anyway.

express the pettiness

Official Team Petty Headlines Earth Logo Gear

Team Petty Headlines Athletic Club

Just spill the damn tea, hunnyyyy.

Population Me.