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Pettiness Loading Magnet
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Description: We have all had that petty moment we just wanted to hold onto.

Tags: pettinessrights, petty, petty af, sarcasm

Pettiness Loading Magnet

by Ebony T-shirts

$3.75 $4.75

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Powered by Matcha and Pettiness Socks

Description: Two things keep this day running, and only one of them comes in a cup. This retro design puts an iced matcha latte next to a little spiral notepad labeled grudges, three boxes already checked, above chunky 1970s cafe lettering that reads Powered by Matcha and Pettiness. The letters switch between soft matcha green and warm sakura pink with a deep forest green outline, and the matcha sits in layers over pale oat milk with ice and a green straw. It's a funny matcha design for the friend who orders the same iced matcha every morning and still remembers who didn't say thank you three years ago. Matcha lovers, green tea drinkers and anyone who keeps score will get it right away.

Tags: cafe aesthetic, coworker gift, funny matcha, green tea lover, grudge list

Powered by Matcha and Pettiness Socks

by magicmess

$14 $20

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Black Friday 2026 Maximum Pettiness Kids Hoodie

Description: Satirical Black Friday scene with shoppers and deals

Tags: black friday deals, consumerism satire, shopping humor

Black Friday 2026 Maximum Pettiness Kids Hoodie

by Masak Enak

$27 $36

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High Levels of Pettiness Hoodie
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Description: Mental Road Sign caution there are levels to being petty.

Tags: construction humor, construction worker, funny, funny sarcasm, humor

High Levels of Pettiness Hoodie

by Angelic Gangster

$32 $42

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Persisting Out Of Pure Pettiness Silly Goose Pumpkin Halloween Phone Case
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Description: Persisting Out Of Pure Pettiness Silly Goose Pumpkin Halloween for goose lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, fall festival fans, pumpkin patch visitors, and anyone who enjoys quirky autumn apparel with playful animal humor.

Tags: autumn, horror, pumpkin, spooky, thanksgiving
HELLO!  My name is Picasso Of Pettiness - funny warning signs Pin

Description: HELLO! My name is Picasso Of Pettiness - funny warning signs

Tags: funny warning sign, hello, hello name, name, novelty decor

HELLO! My name is Picasso Of Pettiness - funny warning signs Pin

by today.i.am.sad

$3.00 $3.25

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Pettiness is Next To Godliness Kids Hoodie
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Description: A phrase that AwkwardishPanda has uttered often in chats and in person. It deserved to be on merch!

Tags: quotes, sayings

Pettiness is Next To Godliness Kids Hoodie

by cypheroftyr

$27 $36

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This Pettiness Tapestry
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Tags: basic, quote, quotes, sassy, saying

This Pettiness Tapestry

by Venus Complete

$23 $30

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Petty Mug
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Description: We all have a little pettiness inside of us.

Tags: pettiness, petty af

Petty Mug

by misc_tees

$13 $18

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someone has to be the petty friend Sticker

Description: someone has to be the petty friend

Tags: band, metal, music, musician, pettiness

someone has to be the petty friend Sticker

by Studio Colortration Jax

$3.15 $3.50

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Pettiness is a Treaty Right Sticker

Description: Calling out settlers for their BS is a 500 year old tradition. Featuring an image of Maria Tallchief (Osage) - the first Native prima donna and one of the 'Five Moons', a group of indigenous ballet dancers in Oklahoma. H/t to twitter user @FancyBebamikawe

Tags: popular

Pettiness is a Treaty Right Sticker

by delesslin

$3.15 $3.50

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Pretty and Petty Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: Pretty AND petty!

Tags: boujee, pettiness, quotes, pettyaf, petty af

Pretty and Petty Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by KD Taylor

$13 $19

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Petty AF Socks
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Description: express the pettiness

Tags: petty af, petty all the time, pettiness

Petty AF Socks

by iMtHrEw2

$14 $20

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Pretty Petty (White Text) Phone Case
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Description: I just think it's funny how...

Tags: clingy, girlfriend, i just think its funny how, jealous, overly attached

Pretty Petty (White Text) Phone Case

by inotyler

$17 $23

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Hello I'm Petty AF Funny Name Tag Gift Pin
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Description: Funny name tag themed design that reads Hello I'm Petty AF would make it a fun gift for men women and kids. Works great for birthday, black history month, valentines day, anniversary, and any other special occasion or as a daily outfit to school, work or any place you visit regularly on a daily basis.

Tags: name tag, petty officer, name tag sticker, name tag design, humor

Hello I'm Petty AF Funny Name Tag Gift Pin

by BadDesignCo

$3.00 $3.25

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Pretty Petty (Black Text) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I just think it's funny how...

Tags: clingy, girlfriend, i just think its funny how, jealous, overly attached

Pretty Petty (Black Text) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by inotyler

$16 $24

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I Just Think It's Funny How... (Black Text) Phone Case
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Description: I just think it's funny how...

Tags: clingy, i just think its funny how, jealous, overly attached, pettiness

I Just Think It's Funny How... (Black Text) Phone Case

by inotyler

$17 $23

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I Just Think It's Funny How... (White Text) Pillow
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Description: I just think it's funny how...

Tags: clingy, i just think its funny how, jealous, overly attached, pettiness

I Just Think It's Funny How... (White Text) Pillow

by inotyler

$23 $28

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Team Petty Headlines Earth Logo Pillow
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Description: Official Team Petty Headlines Earth Logo Gear

Tags: petty af, humor, pettiness

Team Petty Headlines Earth Logo Pillow

by Team Petty Merch

$23 $28

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PETTY Sticker
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Description: In case it wasn't clear enough, let me demonstrate my pettiness in neon form.

Tags: neon sign, pettiness, petty, petty all the time

PETTY Sticker

by Hoydens R Us

$3.15 $3.50

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Spill the tea Bag
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Description: Just spill the damn tea, hunnyyyy.

Tags: drama, boujee, gossip, petty af, spill the tea

Spill the tea Bag

by Zoethopia

$19 $24

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Welcome to Pettyville Pin
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Description: Population Me.

Tags: pettiness, petty, petty all the time

Welcome to Pettyville Pin

by Hoydens R Us

$3.00 $3.25

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