The Holy Crewneck Sweatshirts

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Alchemist's Vision Mountain Fanatic Design

Alejandro's Surreal Tribute The Mountain Retro Tee

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

The Holy Mountain

Ni!

Starry Knight

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Rabbit of Caerbannog

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

it's just a flesh wound

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

The black knight always triumphs!

Tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain".

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Sometimes I mishear things

If you like this design, please check out my other work.

Tis but a Scratch

Black Knight

Adoration of the Trinity by Albrecht Durer, 1511.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

This is what I picture every time I hear the words Holy Diver. That is the long and short of this one.