Too Close For Missiles Crewneck Sweatshirts

This funny quote is a play on one of our favorite movies, and also a tongue in cheek nod to the way we communicate with email and text. The design resembles pilot wings and the typography design reads "Too close for email, switching to text."

Working on those guns when its too close for missiles.

The hilarious hit TV series from the early 1980s!

The great '80s sitcom, Too Close For Comfort!

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

Get people to read your shirt and also stay a distance away

Snarky comment

Typographical quote design

Perfect so people know to get out of your damn bubble!

Perfect gift for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Typographical design in black

Too close graphic

If You Can Read This I was Forced to Put My Controller Down and Re-Enter Society | Funny Perfect Gaming Retro Vintage Graphic For Her For Him

Monroe from Too Close For Comfort!

its never too early for halloween, get ready for halloween with this "its never too early for halloween" tshirt and show to people its never too early for halloween with you.

If You Can Read This I was Forced to Put My Controller Down and Re-Enter Society | Funny Perfect Gaming Retro Vintage Graphic For Her For Him

Funny "If You're Reading This You're Too Close He Has A Girlfriend" saying for any woman or girl who loves her boyfriend or husband.

If you can read this, you're too close

A design for the people who loves their private space.

funny mask

Great gift idea for any man, Father, dad, boyfriend, husband who loves fishing on Birthday gifts, Christmas gifts. Fishing gifts for fishing lovers, fishermen. If you can read this you need to find your own spot funny fishing design.

Great gift idea for any man, Father, dad, boyfriend, husband who loves fishing on Birthday gifts, Christmas gifts. Fishing gifts for fishing lovers, fishermen. If you can read this you need to find your own spot funny fishing design.

This is funny design about deadline. Give it for your family and your friends.

Back Off!

Great gift idea for any man, Father, dad, boyfriend, husband who loves fishing on Birthday gifts, Christmas gifts. Fishing gifts for fishing lovers, fishermen. If you can read this you need to find your own spot funny fishing design.

If you love fishing, you know the good spots. Don't let someone else come get your fish! This funny design lets others know to keep their distance - those fishies are yours!

Are you a Witch who loves Witchery and Witchcraft? Or maybe you know someone who is Wiccan or Pagan and loves all things magical? This funny witchy T-Shirt is perfect for mystical beings and lovers of the moon and can’t be separated from their crystals and witchy herbs!

If You're Reading This You're Too Close He Has A Girlfriend design

Don't stand too close to me!

If you can read this, you're too close. Stay back y'all.

Unique, great looking and 100% custom designed You are to close shirt. This tee features a text design showing a funny message. Makes a great gift.

Henry Rush has a mean, mean stride!

Funny "If You're Reading This You're Too Close He Has A Girlfriend" saying for any woman or girl who loves her boyfriend or husband.

So I would start moving away slowly

Dream quote! design inspired by fulfilling our dreams, objectives and goals that we have at this moment in our lives, for lovers of placing inspirational posters on the wall and anywhere in the home, it is also a perfect gift for someone who needs to keep this message in mind in his life.