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This funny quote is a play on one of our favorite movies, and also a tongue in cheek nod to the way we communicate with email and text. The design resembles pilot wings and the typography design reads "Too close for email, switching to text."

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

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Perfect so people know to get out of your damn bubble!

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A design for the people who loves their private space.

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Prepare to blast off into a mind-bending adventure with this mesmerizing design. Against a backdrop of swirling colors and psychedelic patterns, a trippy alien takes center stage, holding a skull with an air of nonchalant coolness. The caption "I'm Too Cool For This Planet" adds a humorous touch, capturing the alien's confidence and otherworldly demeanor. This design seamlessly blends elements of psychedelic aesthetics, sci-fi intrigue, and extraterrestrial allure, making it the perfect choice for those seeking a captivating and funny design that transcends earthly norms. Embrace your inner coolness and join this alien on a cosmic journey beyond the ordinary.

Funny social distancing quote design for those individuals or groups of people that are standing too close to you! Sometimes in life, we can't always express how we are feeling; but words can! This humorous text design is perfect for any individual who wants some space! The music band The Police named a song after this "Don't Stand So Close To Me." Well, when they see this bold design, maybe they won't! Do you know somebody who gets irritable with the general public when they do not stand 2 metres away! Maybe you or a friend likes their own space. Then this item is ideal for any recipient; it's the perfect gift for any occasion.

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A design depicting an invasion of my domain or my space