Crudely Merch

Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.

Jack wears high waisted jeans & is working up the courage to one day tuck his shirt in so the world will know they aren't just regular jeans

RARE HIPSTER: Nik ~removed the c from his name because "Nick" was too mainstream ~barista with a band ~wears more stripes than an inmate

Mortimer knows how many individual hairs make up each of his eyebrows.

Manny is trying to make it onto the Bachelorette as a contestant just so he can fulfill his lifelong dream of meeting Chris Harrison.

Nolan is a volunteer firefighter, police officer, and podiatrist.

Ruby only accessorizes with the feathers of free-range chickens.

Kath's leather jacket is her essence. She is never seen without it, and has gone swimming in it several times.

RARE HIPSTER: Carlisle ~Writes Twilight fanfiction ~Teaches a freestyle rap class at the senior center ~Favorite song: Baby Bottle Pop Theme

Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.

RARE HIPSTER: Nell ~Knows how to roller skate ~Brushes her teeth after every meal ~Gets mistaken for a small boy out in public

RARE HIPSTER: Juniper ~Buys concert tickets & never goes to the show ~Lives in a tiny house ~Never washes his hair ~Hobby: having no friends

RARE HIPSTER: Clarice ~life goal: memorizing the choreography to every dance on Dancing With the Stars ~hides feelings under big hats

Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.

RARE HIPSTER: Santiago -Son of Chef Boyardee -Studied under a master magician Specialty: Looking like a waiter

Kai hand sews his own ponchos.

This crudely drawn dog can see right into your soul

RARE HIPSTER: August ~is that hand you see in the restock room behind the dairy case at the grocery store ~dumpster dives on weekends

Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.

Aaliyah is in love with a stock photo model and spends her time scouring the globe trying to find him.

Ralph saves his beard hairs in a jar after every shave.

Goat's Milk was raised on all organic foods. If he even looks at a Cheeto, he breaks out in hives.

Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.

Gerard made an instagram account for his cat. He is fighting for the rights of animals... to wear hand knit sweaters.

RARE HIPSTER: Luna -fair trade coffee addict -gets mistaken for Harry Styles daily -no one has ever seen her eyes -Specialty: shavasana