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Crudely Cannons Tank Top
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Crudely Drawn Hipsters Logo Tank Top
Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.
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Liza Tank Top
Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.
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Stacy Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: August
~is that hand you see in the restock room behind the dairy case at the grocery store
~dumpster dives on weekends
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August Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Carlisle
~Writes Twilight fanfiction
~Teaches a freestyle rap class at the senior center
~Favorite song: Baby Bottle Pop Theme
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Carlisle Tank Top
Ralph saves his beard hairs in a jar after every shave.
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Ralph Tank Top
Gerard made an instagram account for his cat. He is fighting for the rights of animals... to wear hand knit sweaters.
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Gerard Tank Top
Goat's Milk was raised on all organic foods. If he even looks at a Cheeto, he breaks out in hives.
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Goat's Milk Tank Top
Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.
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Aria Tank Top
Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.
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Jayden Tank Top
Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.
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Kim Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Santiago
-Son of Chef Boyardee
-Studied under a master magician
Specialty: Looking like a waiter
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Santiago Tank Top
Kai hand sews his own ponchos.
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Kai Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Nik
~removed the c from his name because "Nick" was too mainstream
~barista with a band
~wears more stripes than an inmate
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Nik Tank Top
Jamie lives in a van (the shoe, not the vehicle).
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Jamie Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Leah
~can be found partially straightening someone's hair at a mall kiosk
~has a pet lizard
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Leah Tank Top
Aaliyah is in love with a stock photo model and spends her time scouring the globe trying to find him.
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Aaliyah Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Maurice
~Works at Sunglass Hut
~Keeps up with the Kardashians
~Special Skill: Refusing lotion samples from kiosks at the mall
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Maurice Tank Top
Mortimer knows how many individual hairs make up each of his eyebrows.
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Mortimer Tank Top
Elaine consults a magic eight ball before making every decision.
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Elaine Tank Top
Xavier uses numerous bobby pins to secure his beanie.
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Xavier Tank Top
Amelia once had to call 911 because she puzzle-glued her hand to a George Washington jigsaw puzzle.
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Amelia Tank Top
Shay drinks a gallon of henna every morning because she believes it will temporarily tattoo her soul
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Shay Tank Top
Jace is considering tattooing his whole body plaid so it looks like he is always wearing a flannel shirt.
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Jace Tank Top
Jack wears high waisted jeans & is working up the courage to one day tuck his shirt in so the world will know they aren't just regular jeans
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Jack Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Nell
~Knows how to roller skate
~Brushes her teeth after every meal
~Gets mistaken for a small boy out in public
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Nell Tank Top
When Ziggy has a bad day, he orders the triple treat box from Pizza Hut, locks himself in his room, and eats his pain.
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Ziggy Tank Top
Kiesha has and etsy shop where she sells giant hand made earrings.
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Kiesha Tank Top
Zelda wears dark sunglasses so she can stare at her enemies without them knowing.
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Zelda Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Christopher, but his friends call him "Christopher"
~fills in mustache w/mascara
~never been camping
Specialty: Cappuccino art
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Christopher Tank Top
Grant wears hats ironically and spends his time trying to get mistaken for a dad in the mall foodcourt.
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Grant Tank Top
Kath's leather jacket is her essence. She is never seen without it, and has gone swimming in it several times.
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Kath Tank Top
Rare Hipster: Grace
~talks excessively about how much she loves college
~is the last person on Earth still invested in the Ice Age franchise
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Grace Tank Top
RARE HIPSTER: Jane
~has a stockpile of Nestle Wonder Balls from the 90's
~is continuously filming audition tapes for Game of Thrones
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Jane Tank Top
Benton only eats foods that contain the word "waffle," such as waffle fries, waffle cones, or just plain waffles.
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Benton Tank Top
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