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Eat Shit and Die Posters and Art
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Description: .

Tags: stinky, attitudesassy, offensive, text, die

Eat Shit and Die Posters and Art

by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST

$10 $14

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Eat Shit Badge playful retro design Mug
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Description: How upset could you be when insulted with such a jaunty retro graphic? A little playful profanity.

Tags: humor, badge, sign, midcentury, joke

Eat Shit Badge playful retro design Mug

by LittleBunnySunshine

$13 $18

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Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design Hoodie
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Description: Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design

Tags: dad gifts for christmas, eat shit and die, funny quote, grandpa gift, low brow

Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design Hoodie

by CultOfRomance

$35 $42

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Eat Shit Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you like my work please follow me on social media: @alouro.illustration

Tags: alternative, badass girl, comics, girl, punk

Eat Shit Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by aLouro

$16 $24

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Eat Shit (Kusokurae) Pillow
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Description: Written in Japanese is Kusokurae (くそくらえ) which literally means eat shit. Let your inner Japanese out with this cool design!

Tags: black, funny, humor, insult, japanese

Eat Shit (Kusokurae) Pillow

by giovanniiiii

$23 $28

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Eat Shit Posters and Art
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Description: Eat Shit

Tags: bunny, college life, cute, cute bunny, cute stuff

Eat Shit Posters and Art

by Trendsdk

$10 $14

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Eat shit Hoodie
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Description: A completely new, not entirely polite, series of T-shirts, stickers and other gadgets! Do you want to express yourself? Maybe a little shocking? Or just tell someone you don't like them - just give them this mean gift. Eat shit! I don't like you, don't touch me!

Tags: funny, funny offensive, gift idea, humor, insult

Eat shit Hoodie

by YEBYEMYETOZEN

$35 $42

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Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Eat Shit for Breakfast!

Tags: chubbs, eat pieces of shit for breakfast, funny movie quote, golf, golf lover
Eat shit and die Kids Hoodie
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Description: fantasia cherub inspired

Tags: fantasia, angelic, weird, juxtapose, cupid

Eat shit and die Kids Hoodie

by Brunaesmanhott0

$28 $36

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Eat Shit And Die Socks
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Description: Eat Shit And Die

Tags: cute, flowers, funny, hippie vibes, humor

Eat Shit And Die Socks

by Solace

$14 $20

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Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die Tapestry
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Description: Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die

Tags: grand theft auto, gta, gaming, game, vice city

Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die Tapestry

by Dopamine Creative

$23 $30

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Eat Shit and Die 1990 Tapestry

Description: Eat shit and die represents an ill feeling toward another person where simply eating excrement does not do justice to the offense given, nor is dying. Both must be experienced to satisfy the level of vengeance desired by the offended party. The definitive definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being). Therefore, eat shit and die is a phrase that must be used completely with the combination of both parts to ensure the totality of the message hits with full force, rendering the recipient stunned and utterly speechless.

Tags: insult, rose, tattoo, broken heart, traditional tattoo

Eat Shit and Die 1990 Tapestry

by JCD666

$23 $30

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Eat Shit Anti Social Outsider Attitude Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Polite enough was never the plan.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, attitude, bad manners, counter culture

Eat Shit Anti Social Outsider Attitude Baseball T-Shirt

by Anticorporati

$19 $26

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(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Shorts

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
Eat Shit my love by Bad Taste Forever Tote
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Description: It’s good for your health!

Tags: john waters art, awkward, bad girls club, camp, divine

Eat Shit my love by Bad Taste Forever Tote

by Bad Taste Forever

$13 $20

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I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Tapestry

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Pillow

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Sticker

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Hoodie

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: american, basketball, bowl, bowling, bowling ball
I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Shorts

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: american, basketball, bowl, bowling, bowling ball
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me design

Tags: american, bowl, bowling, bowling ball, football
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Shorts

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Magnet

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
Manducare Stercore Eat Shit Latin Language Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Some hi-brow humor for your snobby over-educated friends!

Tags: ancient rome, eat shit, educated, funny, geek humor

Manducare Stercore Eat Shit Latin Language Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Buzz Benson's Warehouse

$16 $24

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I'd Rather Eat Shit Than Disco 1979 Sticker
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Description: In the late 1970s, disco was the most popular music genre in America, however, disco sparked a major backlash from rock music fans as popular culture cultivated a widespread perception that disco was taking over. This lead to a widespread 'disco sucks' movement that could be found just about everywhere, from messages on t-shirts to an all out riot in Chicago. During the mid-seventies, this fuzzy little monster started flipping everyone off, and nobody really knows why. He managed to stick around well into the ’80s, but instead of just standing around and flipping the bird, he suddenly started being portrayed as doing more than just flipping people off, like holding signs saying "I'd rather eat shit than disco."

Tags: disco sucks, eat shit, chopper, biker, disco

I'd Rather Eat Shit Than Disco 1979 Sticker

by JCD666

$3.00 $3.50

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(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit Tapestry

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, opinion, quote, retro
(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit Pin

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, opinion, quote, retro

(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit Pin

by Brooklin

$2.75 $3.25

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Offensive Funny Latin Language Ancient Rome Eat Fecal Matter Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Offensive & offending Latin language design telling people to fuck off & eat fecal matter. Wear this funny Ancient Rome Latin language design when drinking & partying with fellow ancient Roman friends, wishing to keep the barbarians & enemies of Rome away.

Tags: ancient roman, latin quote, funny, ancient roma, latin language
I Could Eat A Can of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Text Quote Tapestry
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Description: A black background with white, bold, sans-serif text in all capital letters. The text reads "I COULD EAT A CAN OF ALPHABET SOUP & SHIT A BETTER ARGUMENT THAN YOURS". The text is arranged in five lines.

Tags: i could eat, a can of, alphabet soupshit a better, argument, than yours
I Could Eat A Can Of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Shorts

Description: I Could Eat A Can Of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours

Tags: alphabet, alphabet soup, argument, funny, funny argument
don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it Socks

Description: don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it design

Tags: and make you eat it, funny, funny garbage, funny saying, funny trash
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me – Bold Typography Design T-Shirt

Description: Premium flat vector typography design featuring the sarcastic and unapologetic quote: "I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me." Designed in a bold condensed sans-serif style with a strong typographic hierarchy and oversized lettering that dominates the composition. Clean white typography on a solid black background creates maximum contrast and readability, making it perfect for streetwear, graphic tees, hoodies, stickers, posters, and print-on-demand products. Modern, minimalist, and attitude-driven design with crisp vector edges and a professional print-ready layout.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sarcasm
Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design Hoodie
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Description: Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design

Tags: adam sandler, billy madison, comedy, eat pieces of shit for breakfast, golf

Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design Hoodie

by driveclassics.workshop

$35 $42

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Chunk Eat Shit Horror Portrait Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: Chunk snarls beneath a blood red moon, combining grotesque monster imager.

Tags: biohazard, dark horror, eat shit, gamer gift, gamer horror gift

Chunk Eat Shit Horror Portrait Baseball T-Shirt

by Doodles Gang

$19 $26

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