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Eat Shit and Die Kids T-Shirt
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Tags: stinky, attitudesassy, offensive, text, die

Eat Shit and Die Kids T-Shirt

by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST

$12 $19

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Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design Pillow
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Description: Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design

Tags: dad gifts for christmas, eat shit and die, funny quote, grandpa gift, low brow

Eat Shit / Humorous Typographic Design Pillow

by CultOfRomance

$23 $28

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Eat Shit Badge playful retro design Socks
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Description: How upset could you be when insulted with such a jaunty retro graphic? A little playful profanity.

Tags: humor, badge, sign, midcentury, joke

Eat Shit Badge playful retro design Socks

by LittleBunnySunshine

$14 $20

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Eat Shit Posters and Art
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Description: If you like my work please follow me on social media: @alouro.illustration

Tags: alternative, badass girl, comics, girl, punk

Eat Shit Posters and Art

by aLouro

$10 $14

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Eat Shit (Kusokurae) Tapestry
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Description: Written in Japanese is Kusokurae (くそくらえ) which literally means eat shit. Let your inner Japanese out with this cool design!

Tags: black, funny, humor, insult, japanese

Eat Shit (Kusokurae) Tapestry

by giovanniiiii

$23 $30

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Eat Shit Tote
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Description: Eat Shit

Tags: bunny, college life, cute, cute bunny, cute stuff

Eat Shit Tote

by Trendsdk

$14 $20

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Eat shit Tapestry
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Description: A completely new, not entirely polite, series of T-shirts, stickers and other gadgets! Do you want to express yourself? Maybe a little shocking? Or just tell someone you don't like them - just give them this mean gift. Eat shit! I don't like you, don't touch me!

Tags: funny, funny offensive, gift idea, humor, insult

Eat shit Tapestry

by YEBYEMYETOZEN

$23 $30

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Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Tapestry
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Description: Eat Shit for Breakfast!

Tags: chubbs, eat pieces of shit for breakfast, funny movie quote, golf, golf lover

Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Tapestry

by DarkLordPug

$23 $30

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Eat shit and die Tank Top
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Description: fantasia cherub inspired

Tags: fantasia, angelic, weird, juxtapose, cupid

Eat shit and die Tank Top

by Brunaesmanhott0

$16 $21

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Eat Shit And Die Tapestry
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Description: Eat Shit And Die

Tags: cute, flowers, funny, hippie vibes, humor

Eat Shit And Die Tapestry

by Solace

$23 $30

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Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die

Tags: grand theft auto, gta, gaming, game, vice city

Live Laugh Love / Eat Shit Die Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Dopamine Creative

$28 $35

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Eat Shit and Die 1990 Kids Hoodie

Description: Eat shit and die represents an ill feeling toward another person where simply eating excrement does not do justice to the offense given, nor is dying. Both must be experienced to satisfy the level of vengeance desired by the offended party. The definitive definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being). Therefore, eat shit and die is a phrase that must be used completely with the combination of both parts to ensure the totality of the message hits with full force, rendering the recipient stunned and utterly speechless.

Tags: insult, rose, tattoo, broken heart, traditional tattoo

Eat Shit and Die 1990 Kids Hoodie

by JCD666

$26 $36

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Eat Shit Anti Social Outsider Attitude Phone Case
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Description: Polite enough was never the plan.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, attitude, bad manners, counter culture

Eat Shit Anti Social Outsider Attitude Phone Case

by Anticorporati

$17 $23

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Eat Shit my love by Bad Taste Forever Pillow

Description: It’s good for your health!

Tags: john waters art, awkward, bad girls club, camp, divine

Eat Shit my love by Bad Taste Forever Pillow

by Bad Taste Forever

$23 $28

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I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Mug

Description: A bold and unapologetic design for those who truly don’t care what others think. “I’ll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me” delivers maximum sarcasm with a fearless attitude. Perfect for strong personalities who embrace their independence and love sharp humor, this design makes a standout statement and a hilarious gift for anyone who lives life on their own terms.

Tags: bold attitude saying, funny sarcastic quote, savage humor quote, unapologetic personality, witty
I'd Rather Eat Shit Than Disco 1979 Phone Case

Description: In the late 1970s, disco was the most popular music genre in America, however, disco sparked a major backlash from rock music fans as popular culture cultivated a widespread perception that disco was taking over. This lead to a widespread 'disco sucks' movement that could be found just about everywhere, from messages on t-shirts to an all out riot in Chicago. During the mid-seventies, this fuzzy little monster started flipping everyone off, and nobody really knows why. He managed to stick around well into the ’80s, but instead of just standing around and flipping the bird, he suddenly started being portrayed as doing more than just flipping people off, like holding signs saying "I'd rather eat shit than disco."

Tags: disco sucks, eat shit, chopper, biker, disco

I'd Rather Eat Shit Than Disco 1979 Phone Case

by JCD666

$17 $23

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Manducare Stercore Eat Shit Latin Language Hat
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Description: Some hi-brow humor for your snobby over-educated friends!

Tags: ancient rome, eat shit, educated, funny, geek humor

Manducare Stercore Eat Shit Latin Language Hat

by Buzz Benson's Warehouse

$12 $19

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Offensive Funny Latin Language Ancient Rome Eat Fecal Matter Pillow
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Description: Offensive & offending Latin language design telling people to fuck off & eat fecal matter. Wear this funny Ancient Rome Latin language design when drinking & partying with fellow ancient Roman friends, wishing to keep the barbarians & enemies of Rome away.

Tags: ancient roman, latin quote, funny, ancient roma, latin language

Offensive Funny Latin Language Ancient Rome Eat Fecal Matter Pillow

by CultureWars

$23 $28

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I Could Eat A Can of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Text Quote Pin
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Description: A black background with white, bold, sans-serif text in all capital letters. The text reads "I COULD EAT A CAN OF ALPHABET SOUP & SHIT A BETTER ARGUMENT THAN YOURS". The text is arranged in five lines.

Tags: i could eat, a can of, alphabet soupshit a better, argument, than yours

I Could Eat A Can of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Text Quote Pin

by maniacstudio

$2.75 $3.25

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don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it design

Tags: and make you eat it, funny, funny garbage, funny saying, funny trash
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me – Bold Typography Design Posters and Art

Description: Premium flat vector typography design featuring the sarcastic and unapologetic quote: "I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me." Designed in a bold condensed sans-serif style with a strong typographic hierarchy and oversized lettering that dominates the composition. Clean white typography on a solid black background creates maximum contrast and readability, making it perfect for streetwear, graphic tees, hoodies, stickers, posters, and print-on-demand products. Modern, minimalist, and attitude-driven design with crisp vector edges and a professional print-ready layout.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sarcasm
Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design Posters and Art
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Description: Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design

Tags: adam sandler, billy madison, comedy, eat pieces of shit for breakfast, golf

Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit for Breakfast Cereal Fresh Design Posters and Art

by driveclassics.workshop

$10 $14

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I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Hat

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: about your opinion of me, before i give a shit, bowl, bowl of water, bowling

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Hat

by mdr design 23

$12 $19

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don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it T-Shirt

Description: don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it design

Tags: and make you eat it, funny, funny garbage, funny saying, funny trash

don't put your dog shit in my garbage can or i will find you and make you eat it T-Shirt

by mdr design 23

$16 $24

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Eat Epic Shit Shorts
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Description: Eat Epic Shit - dung beetle tshirt

Tags: cartoons, entomology, humor, illustrations and vector art, insects

Eat Epic Shit Shorts

by greenhumour

$21 $27

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EAT SHIT DOG Bag
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Description: TODDART

Tags: pet, poop

EAT SHIT DOG Bag

by toddart

$19 $24

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I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Sticker

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: about your opinion of me, before i give a shit, bowl, bowl of water, bowling

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Sticker

by mdr design 23

$3.00 $3.50

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I Could Eat A Can Of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Kids T-Shirt

Description: Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

Tags: sarcasm, funny gift for men women, funny, sarcasm quote, sarcasm funny

I Could Eat A Can Of Alphabet Soup & Shit A Better Argument Than Yours Kids T-Shirt

by HayesHanna3bE2e

$12 $19

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Eat Shit Sticker
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Tags: japanese municipality, japanese prefecture, japanese symbol, japanese symbols, japanese ward

Eat Shit Sticker

by LabRat

$3.00 $3.50

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Happy Gilmore Retro Typography Design V2 Tapestry
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Description: Happy Gilmore Retro Typography Design V2

Tags: chubbs, eat pieces of shit for breakfast, funny movie quote, golf, golf lover

Happy Gilmore Retro Typography Design V2 Tapestry

by The PaPa

$23 $30

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Eat Shit T-Shirt
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Description: you are what you eat

Tags: junk food, fast food, burgers, capitalism, cheeseburger

Eat Shit T-Shirt

by Austin Floyd Artwork

$24 $29

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eat dirt and die trash blanche devereaux famous quote Pin

Description: Rue McClanahan vintage eat dirt and die trash vintage design

Tags: 80s, 90s, blanche devereaux, eat dirt and die shit, eat dirt and die trash

eat dirt and die trash blanche devereaux famous quote Pin

by IRIS

$2.75 $3.25

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Eat Shit, Shit Eaters (White) Tote
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Description: Eat Shit, Shit Eaters (White)

Tags: waverly earp, nicole haught, doc holliday, wynonna earp tv series, officer haught

Eat Shit, Shit Eaters (White) Tote

by brendalee

$14 $20

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Devour Feculence - Cursive Pin
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Description: Don't mince words when you are managing up, your vocabulary is perfect.

Tags: eat shit, funny, hail kier, humor, innie

Devour Feculence - Cursive Pin

by YueCrafter

$2.75 $3.25

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I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork, before I give a shit about your opinion of me Kids T-Shirt

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: about your opinion of me, before i give a shit, bowl, bowl of water, bowling
Mr Milchick - Devour Feculence_COMEDY Posters and Art
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Description: Mr Milchick - Devour Feculence_COMEDY

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, comedy, defiant jazz, devour feculence

Mr Milchick - Devour Feculence_COMEDY Posters and Art

by odin_s_pixel

$10 $14

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