Exvangelical Merch

Description: This is perfect for anyone going through religious deconstruction with a sense of humour. “If Jesus is real, so is my emotional support unicorn” turns magical thinking on its head with just the right amount of sparkle and sarcasm. Ideal for former church kids, recovering evangelicals, and anyone who grew up being told their imaginary friend was named Jesus. ✨ Great for exvangelicals, deconstructors, and queer folks reclaiming their own minds one unicorn at a time. 👉 Be sure to check out the rest my clever designs.

Description: Micah 6:8 - "Act Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly." A very well known Bible verse, describing true Christianity - with love, mercy, and kindness at the center. Design available in other colors and styles, along with other verses in English and Spanish.

Description: Jesus cared for those at the outskirts of society and focused on true justice - getting people what they need to flourish and to thrive. If more of us would love like Jesus, the world would be a better place. Available in multiple other colors.

Description: Express your satirical spiritual side. Perfect for exvange

Description: Navy items with the IF YOU DON'T GO TO CHURCH, SUNDAY IS JUST A SECOND SATURDAY design

Description: McPee replacing Calvin to pee on Evangelicalism, Shirts in Multicolor, Items in White

Description: A simple message with sharp edges. Make Love ❤️ Not Holy Wars. This minimalist design flips a familiar phrase into a critique of religious conflict, certainty, and the systems that turn belief into battlegrounds. Clean, direct, and easy to wear without shouting.

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Description: The ultimate design for anyone who has successfully made it to the other side of religious deconstruction and is ready to laugh about the past. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement piece perfect for recovering church kids, exvangelicals, or anyone who wants to issue a lighthearted, sweeping apology for all the intense theological phases and unsolicited advice they used to dish out!

Description: Purple items with the IF YOU DON'T GO TO CHURCH, SUNDAY IS JUST A SECOND SATURDAY design

Description: The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.

Description: This image is created from an original acrylic painting in canvas, made by me - Emily John Garces. I set out to create a more historically accurate version of Jesus. I looked to the piece by Bas Uterwijd for inspiration and to work by scholars who have investigated the most probable sort of appearance that Jesus might have had.

Description: There is a Strong-Willed child in all of us. This child deserves all the love and respect in the world. Strong-Willed children are capable of great things. And when we stand up and are counted we will outnumber all of the hatred and injustice - and on this day - kindness will finally rule!