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Assaulting A Healthcare Worker In The Line Of Duty Is A Felony Sticker
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Description: Bold white sans-serif text is stacked across a black background. The top three lines read 'ASSAULTING A', 'HEALTHCARE', and 'WORKER IN THE'. The fourth line reads 'LINE OF DUTY IS A'. The final line is in bold red text and reads 'FELONY'.

Tags: a, assaulting, black, duty, felonybold
EMMURE FELONY Baseball T-Shirt

Description: EMMURE FELONY

Tags: atmospheric, band, dark, emmure, felony

EMMURE FELONY Baseball T-Shirt

by Leodspencery Ink

$26

I Am 34 Times More MAGA! Phone Case
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Description: Show everyone what the kangaroo court has done for President Donald Trump's popularity!

Tags: 2024, 34, biden, donald trump, fake felony
Political Satire Quote About Felony Sandwich Joke And Government Hypocrisy Pillow
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Description: Political humor design with the sarcastic phrase imagine getting a felony for throwing a sandwich but not for trying to overthrow the government. A bold statement mixing satire and protest energy, perfect for activists, free thinkers, and fans of witty political quotes.

Tags: activist humor, free speech, funny politics, protest quote, sarcasm quote
Felony Cattitude Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Caught red-pawed. 🚨🐈 This orange cat clearly has a criminal record—and absolutely zero remorse. With a classic mugshot lineup, a “Felony Cattitude” charge, and the deadpan stare of a cat who has already lawyered up, this design perfectly captures the chaotic reputation of orange cats. A fun pick for cat lovers, meme fans, and anyone whose feline has ever knocked something off a table and then stared directly at them like it was their fault. Orange fur, questionable behavior, nine lives… the evidence is overwhelming.

Tags: animal, cat, cat love, cat lover, cat owner
FELONY THEFT Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Lowrider style art is a vibrant and seductive kind of visual expression. It combines aspects of many art forms, such as graffiti, muralism, and automobile customizing, to create unique, eye-catching artwork. Vibrant colors, intricate patterns, and little details are typical characteristics of lowrider art that set it apart from other forms of art.

Tags: chevrolet, chevy, classic, cruising, custom

FELONY THEFT Crewneck Sweatshirt

by G Style Originals

$35

Going For Ice Cream Or Felony - Funny Sarcastic Quote Pin
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Description: Embrace your inner Dorothy Zbornak with the ultimate "choose your own adventure" statement piece. This "I'm Either Going Out For Ice Cream Or To Commit A Felony" design is for anyone whose mood can shift from sweet to spicy in the time it takes to start the car.

Tags: 80s style, dark humor, dorothy zbornak, funny gift, funny quote
Su-57 Felony Anime Stealth Fighter Jet Character Art Shorts
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Description: Introducing Felony — the Su-57 Felon stealth fighter as an original anime character by HERO HIRO! Russia's cutting-edge fifth-generation jet with a fierce shark-toothed grin and bold digital camouflage.

Tags: aircraft illustration, anime airplane, avgeek, aviation art, cartoon plane
To Get Ice Cream Or Commit A Felony Posters and Art
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Description: To Get Ice Cream Or Commit A Felony I'll Decide In The Car delivers dark humor with an exaggerated joke about making unexpected choices. Perfect for adults who enjoy sarcastic comedy, edgy jokes, funny quotes, and unconventional humor designs.

Tags: animal, cute, dessert, funny, ice cream
Y'all got any more of that... Socks
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Description: If Trump can run for president with felony charges..

Tags: chappelle, chappelle show, comedian, comedy, dave chappelle

Y'all got any more of that... Socks

by not real clothing

$20

tRump Guilty - 34 felony counts - Number 34 Posters and Art
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Description: Colin Kaepernick’s jersey number was in his Pop Warner football league. 34 as in guilty 34 times for Donald tRump. Double sided T.

Tags: 34, 34 felony counts, alvin bragg, colin kaepernick, convicted
tRump Guilty - 34 felony counts - Number 34 Magnet
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Description: Colin Kaepernick’s jersey number was in his Pop Warner football league. 34 as in guilty 34 times for Donald tRump.

Tags: 34, 34 felony counts, alvin bragg, colin kaepernick, convicted
Sweet Face Felony Mind - Funny Capybara Meme Tote
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Description: Just a capybara, with criminal intentions.

Tags: animal, cute, funny, meme, funny capybara
Iran Forgot 2026 Felony Portrait 21 Pin
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Description: Vibrant and bold portrait design featuring futuristic elements and intricate details, inspired by the rich culture and history of Iran.

Tags: 2026, custom, felony portrait, iran, iranian art
Iran Forgot 2026 Felony Portrait 21 Bag
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Description: Vibrant and bold portrait design featuring futuristic elements and intricate details, inspired by the rich culture and history of Iran.

Tags: 2026, custom, felony portrait, iran, iranian art
Iran Forgot 2026 Felony Portrait 21 Hat
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Description: Vibrant and bold portrait design featuring futuristic elements and intricate details, inspired by the rich culture and history of Iran.

Tags: 2026, custom, felony portrait, iran, iranian art
Iran Forgot 2026 Felony Portrait 21 Mug
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Description: Vibrant and bold portrait design featuring futuristic elements and intricate details, inspired by the rich culture and history of Iran.

Tags: 2026, custom, felony portrait, iran, iranian art
In a Lab It’s Called Chemistry, In a Garage It’s Called Felony – Funny Science & Garage Humor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This design is perfect for science geeks, chemistry teachers, or garage tinkerers who enjoy dark, nerdy humor. A great conversation starter and a unique gift for fans of smart comedy.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, chemistry joke, chemistry teacher, funny science
Who Said Stealth Means Behaving Su-57 Felony Anime Jet Art Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Who Said Stealth Means Behaving? Meet Felony — HERO HIRO's wild and rebellious Su-57 Felon character! Russia's most advanced stealth fighter with an attitude to match. Perfect for aviation geeks and fans of bold Japanese pop art worldwide.

Tags: anime jet, avgeek, felon, felony, fifth generati
In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony Tote

Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.

Tags: chemistry, chemistry gift, chemistry humor, chemistry teacher, colorful flasks
In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony Tapestry

Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.

Tags: chemistry, chemistry gift, chemistry humor, chemistry teacher, colorful flasks
In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony Magnet

Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.

Tags: chemistry, chemistry gift, chemistry humor, chemistry teacher, colorful flasks
In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.

Tags: chemistry, chemistry gift, chemistry humor, chemistry teacher, colorful flasks
Assaulting A Healthcare Worker In The Line Of Duty Is A Felony Shorts

Description: Assaulting A Healthcare Worker In The Line Of Duty Is A Felony Funny quote

Tags: emergency department, er, felony, healthcare, healthcare workers
Don't Turn Your Feelings Into Felonies Phone Case

Description: Don't Turn Your Feelings Into Felonies

Tags: dont turn your feelings, emotional regulation, feelings, felony, funny saying
34-0 Guilty Your Honor. Guilty Verdict 34 to 0 Felony Counts Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: 34-0 Guilty Your Honor. Guilty Verdict 34 to 0 Felony Counts

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Su-57 Felon Full Moon Forest Fantasy Poster Mug
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Description: The Su-57 Felon launches into a breathtaking full moon night sky above a mystical forest silhouette. A unique blend of nature, night sky, and military power by HERO HIRO.

Tags: aurora, avgeek, aviation art, fantasy, felon
Guilty 34 - Front Tote
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Description: Guilty 34 - Front On Karen's birthday, Don the Con became Don the FELON, with 34 guilty counts. Happy birthday Karen!!!! #SubversiveWare Subversive Ware SubversiveWare #TrendingNow #BestSeller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.

Tags: 34 felonies, felon 45, felony 45, guilty, imprison trump

Guilty 34 - Front Tote

by SubversiveWare

$20

Sarasota County Mugshot Kids T-Shirt
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Description: A cool design.

Tags: arrest, booking photo, county, crime, criminal

Sarasota County Mugshot Kids T-Shirt

by CanvasWizardStudio

$19

Opossum Los Angeles Police Dept Mugshot Tank Top
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Description: A close-up portrait of an opossum holding a dark brown mugshot sign. The sign has a light border and displays "LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPT" at the top, followed by the number "38395" and "6 31 54" below it.

Tags: angeles, animal, arrest, crime, dept
Trump 2024 I Voted For The Felon Tote
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Description: This funny design is for those that will vote for Trump in 2024, and have a shirt design to prove it. Trump design with him wearing an orange jumpsuit from jail.

Tags: 2024 felon trump, 2024 trump orange jumpsuit, 2024 trump winning, 2024 voters for trump, felon president
Iran Forgot Our President Has 34 Felonies Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Aged US flag graphic with text referencing historical political events. Distressed design for a vintage look.

Tags: american political satire, con, iran us relations, political humor statement, president felony count
Raccoon Police Dept. Mugshot Pin
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Description: A central graphic features a raccoon holding a black sign with white text. The sign displays "RACCOON", "POLICE DEPT.", "ID: 74902", and "DATE: 21 OCT 2023". The raccoon is depicted in shades of grey and black with white accents around its eyes and muzzle, set against a black background.

Tags: 2023, 21, 74902, animal, capture
Trump Victory in November Tote
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Description: President Trump is the first guy to become Presumptive President in May instead of November, thanks to the rampant lawfare of the left and the resulting backlash. Show your support!

Tags: 2024, appeal, biden, donald trump, fake felony
Iran Forgot Our President Has 34 Felonies Kids T-Shirt

Description: Retro US flag design. Political humor.

Tags: funny political satire, political humor statement, president felony indictment, vintage patriotic fl
Iran Forgot Our President Has 34 Felonies Posters and Art

Description: Vintage US flag design with a political statement. A unique graphic for those interested in current events and American history.

Tags: american history satire, iran political comment, political humor statement, presidential felony joke

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