Felony T-Shirts
Description: Bold white sans-serif text is stacked across a black background. The top three lines read 'ASSAULTING A', 'HEALTHCARE', and 'WORKER IN THE'. The fourth line reads 'LINE OF DUTY IS A'. The final line is in bold red text and reads 'FELONY'.
Description: Political humor design with the sarcastic phrase imagine getting a felony for throwing a sandwich but not for trying to overthrow the government. A bold statement mixing satire and protest energy, perfect for activists, free thinkers, and fans of witty political quotes.
Description: Caught red-pawed. 🚨🐈 This orange cat clearly has a criminal record—and absolutely zero remorse. With a classic mugshot lineup, a “Felony Cattitude” charge, and the deadpan stare of a cat who has already lawyered up, this design perfectly captures the chaotic reputation of orange cats. A fun pick for cat lovers, meme fans, and anyone whose feline has ever knocked something off a table and then stared directly at them like it was their fault. Orange fur, questionable behavior, nine lives… the evidence is overwhelming.
Description: Lowrider style art is a vibrant and seductive kind of visual expression. It combines aspects of many art forms, such as graffiti, muralism, and automobile customizing, to create unique, eye-catching artwork. Vibrant colors, intricate patterns, and little details are typical characteristics of lowrider art that set it apart from other forms of art.
Description: Embrace your inner Dorothy Zbornak with the ultimate "choose your own adventure" statement piece. This "I'm Either Going Out For Ice Cream Or To Commit A Felony" design is for anyone whose mood can shift from sweet to spicy in the time it takes to start the car.
Description: To Get Ice Cream Or Commit A Felony I'll Decide In The Car delivers dark humor with an exaggerated joke about making unexpected choices. Perfect for adults who enjoy sarcastic comedy, edgy jokes, funny quotes, and unconventional humor designs.
Description: Who Said Stealth Means Behaving? Meet Felony — HERO HIRO's wild and rebellious Su-57 Felon character! Russia's most advanced stealth fighter with an attitude to match. Perfect for aviation geeks and fans of bold Japanese pop art worldwide.
Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.
Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.
Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.
Description: Celebrate DIY chemistry with this vivid tee featuring "In A Lab, It's Called Chemistry In A Garage, It's Called Felony" above and below a richly detailed colorful lab scene packed with glassware, round-bottom flasks, beakers, and test tubes all bubbling against an atmospheric blue dome background. Perfect for chemistry enthusiasts, science teachers, and anyone whose home experiments raise eyebrows.
Description: Guilty 34 - Front On Karen's birthday, Don the Con became Don the FELON, with 34 guilty counts. Happy birthday Karen!!!! #SubversiveWare Subversive Ware SubversiveWare #TrendingNow #BestSeller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.
Description: A central graphic features a raccoon holding a black sign with white text. The sign displays "RACCOON", "POLICE DEPT.", "ID: 74902", and "DATE: 21 OCT 2023". The raccoon is depicted in shades of grey and black with white accents around its eyes and muzzle, set against a black background.
