Murder Merch

A Murder most FOWL!

Two proud children looking at a suitcase with blood and bloody hand prints on it. Sitting in the middle of a vintage-decorated living room.

I guess they just... Lost their head.

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Murder She Wrote

Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

The horribly slow murderer with the extremely cool tshirt.

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Psych crime scene filled with quotes

Attempted murder

Cabot Cove Murder Capital of the World

Original artwork done in ink.

Keep it in.

We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.

only one

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Attempted murder, two crows

Help Me Hide the Body Funny Horror Murder Quote Hide the Extra Parts Murderer Crime Making a Murderer Serial Killer Killer Horror Murder House Quote

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

Premeditated Murder of Crows

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

Hope you like it.

Murder She Wrote - Fletcher

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chickens?

This is metal for fish This one's called Murmaid-er It's about mermaid murder MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

The 2007 film.

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

Inspired by the greatest film of all time, "Clue" (1985), this rendering of The Last Supper incorporates all of the suspects from the film, their weapons, the victims, and plenty more details that the eagle-eyed fan will enjoy. This original art piece is by Mike DiFrancisco.

Get that Jonestown flavour

Murder She Wrote is back in all-new animated adventures.

Manson Bundy Dahmer Ramirez

2020 is now the year of the murder hornets. What a time to be alive.