Murder Pillows

A Murder most FOWL!

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Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

I guess they just... Lost their head.

Two proud children looking at a suitcase with blood and bloody hand prints on it. Sitting in the middle of a vintage-decorated living room.

Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

Murder She Wrote

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Attempted murder

Almost all the time!

Cabot Cove Murder Capital of the World

We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.

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Attempted murder, two crows

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

Help Me Hide the Body Funny Horror Murder Quote Hide the Extra Parts Murderer Crime Making a Murderer Serial Killer Killer Horror Murder House Quote

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Inspired by the greatest film of all time, "Clue" (1985), this rendering of The Last Supper incorporates all of the suspects from the film, their weapons, the victims, and plenty more details that the eagle-eyed fan will enjoy. This original art piece is by Mike DiFrancisco.

Attempted Murder Art

You’re in a cult call your dad!

If you listen to the hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder, then you know. #byebitch

Psych crime scene filled with quotes

Attempted Murder Art

Keep it in.

The 2007 film.

Manson Bundy Dahmer Ramirez

Castle Murder Mystery Writer

Premeditated Murder of Crows

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chickens?

Watch out, there's a giant stinging flying death machine coming to a state near you! The Murder Hornet has been spotted in North America.

Attempted Murder

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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