Murder Kids Hoodies

A Murder most FOWL!

Let Hamtaro motivate you. (◕‿◕✿)

Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

I guess they just... Lost their head.

Keep it in.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Murder She Wrote / 1980s Retro TV Design

Attempted murder

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Alligator

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

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Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

Ride your bicycle through Cabot Cove wearing this fetching t-shirt design, and let everyone know you're out to either write, solve, or possible commit, murder! Just like Jessica Fletcher!

California Penal Code section 187, subdivision (a) defines murder as “the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” Credit http://www.onlygfx.com/15-blood-splatter-textures-jpg/ for the blood spatter graphics.

Almost all the time!

Murder She Wrote

Attempted Murder

Its a dangerous looking bee!

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Alti!

Premeditated Murder of Crows

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

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Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Federico Sabbatini!

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

The Murder Capital, by RansomNote.

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

This is metal for fish This one's called Murmaid-er It's about mermaid murder MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

Help Me Hide the Body Murder Quote Humor Murderer Help Me Hide the Body Crime Serial Killer Making a Murderer Killer Horror Murder House KIlling Humor

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by C.B. Zane!

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Gregbo!

As seen in the cult classic film, Clue - Mrs Peacock (played by Eileen Brennan) insists nobody would be able to blackmail her.

Attempted Murder

Watch out, there's a giant stinging flying death machine coming to a state near you! The Murder Hornet has been spotted in North America.

Hope you like it.