Murder Kids Hoodies

A Murder most FOWL!

Blood Stains Are Red Ultraviolet Lights Are Blue, I Watch Enough Murder Shows, They'll Never Find You

Just planning a murder - funny murder of crows bird pun

Well I'll be flocked. Get a MURDER IS A WAY OF LIFE design, or give it as the perfect gift

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

In collaboration with artfolio.

Keep it in.

Let Hamtaro motivate you. (◕‿◕✿)

MURDER Black Text - MURDER

Feeling a bit stabby today

There is ONE RULE aboard this space station...

What people won't do for money!

Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

Murder poster in graphic form.

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Ride your bicycle through Cabot Cove wearing this fetching t-shirt design, and let everyone know you're out to either write, solve, or possible commit, murder! Just like Jessica Fletcher!

Hugs & Kisses From The Good Wives

California Penal Code section 187, subdivision (a) defines murder as “the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” Credit http://www.onlygfx.com/15-blood-splatter-textures-jpg/ for the blood spatter graphics.

All you need is murder

Solid advice in any context.

Pro Vegetarian Slogan

For anyone that loves birds, crows, and puns, this funny ornithology shirt, attempted murder,is sure to draw a smile with any bird lover or bird watcher.

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Help Me Hide the Body Murder Quote Humor Murderer Help Me Hide the Body Crime Serial Killer Making a Murderer Killer Horror Murder House KIlling Humor

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Am I suppose to pretend that murder isn’t interesting? Maybe it’s morbid, but true crime is my jam.

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No treasure is too high stakes for these trollies

to murder somebody!

Trick or Murder

Almost all the time!

Cooking causes murder is a crime. funny vintage design.

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

2020 is now the year of the murder hornets. What a time to be alive.