Shoot Your Eye Out Merch

Sarcastic, punny, or slightly offensive, we have something for every type of humor. Our tees are a great conversation starter that will get some laughs and turn heads everywhere you go. We cover a wide range of topics: Christian, military, patriotic, political, awareness, pop culture, pet rescue shirts and more. Share your sense of humor or advocate for your beliefs with our selection of hats, tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tank tops, dolman tops, tumblers, and more!

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A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

This cute and funny Christmas saying will have everyone at your Christmas party striking up a conversation with you! A perfect gift for any kid who loves Christmas or any adult who needs to relive great old times!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Funny Gift Pixel Design That Look Like An Ugly Christmas Sweater.

Christmas for a kid.

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

You'll shoot your eye out

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this is a funny, high quality t-shirt and a perfect gift for Christmas!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

You'll shoot your eye out!

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

Ugly Christmas sweater inspired by A Christmas Story

Embrace the quirky charm of Ralphie's quest for the perfect Christmas gift with this iconic quote emblazoned on your tee. It's a tribute to childhood dreams, holiday misadventures, and the enduring spirit of the season. Whether you're unwrapping presents or navigating the challenges of holiday traditions, this is a festive reminder that sometimes the best gifts come with a touch of cautionary humor.

Character designs based on the Christmas classic film "A Christmas Story".

Shoot your shot, who knows it could be nothing but net.

Sketch from classic Christmas film.

youll shoot your eye out,kid!, glasses illustration

So help me, yellow eyes!

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

or was it an icicle?

a christmas story

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Your present is dangerous

youll shoot your eye out 1 - Christmas Story - orang attack

Pink bunny suit clad Ralphie playing with his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time... The greatest gift A Christmas Story fan can ask for!

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!