Constant Hats

Description: When the ship is going down, but you look fly.

Description: Everything Aristotle said was wrong. So f*&k him! And listen to The Constant

Description: This merch was discovered on the bottom of The Chicago River.

Description: This is how the value of the constant number e, or Euler's number, is found.

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: If anything goes wrong, Demond Hume will be my constant

Description: You could save the world.

Description: Just one of those fun moments that made O Brother such an enjoyable movie. "hey mister., there's a man in there who will pay you ten dollars to sing into his tin can."

Description: From our early seasons! Vintage Constant! Meow!

Description: An artistic tribute to The Constant episode, Death Rays! Don't get zapped. Design by Scott Rockit!

Description: This shirt design has been steeped in ol' timey material. Heck, it's silly with it. Don't get caught in a tight spot down at the five and dime without one.

Description: Kurt Vile illustration

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: Washington Irving: a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.

Description: Just for all those Stephen King fans

Description: If anything goes wrong, Demond Hume will be my constant

Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Description: Samuel Beckett portrait and quote:The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.

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Description: Animal needs constant supervision!!!!! Can you guess why?

Description: You are an official Constantine!

Description: Retro simple monster graphic

Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: Michel de Montaigne quote: Certes, c'est un subject merveilleusement vain, divers, et ondoyant, que l'homme. Il est malaisé d'y fonder jugement constant et uniforme.

Description: I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys

Description: The Lord is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith, Funny Christian, Cute, Religious, Humor

Description: In 1849, French writer Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr wrote “plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose,“ which translates to "the more things change, the more they stay the same." Greek pre-Socratic philosopher Heraclitus once said, “the only constant in life is change.” And in 1981, the Talking Heads said, "same as it ever was." If you think about it, they're all right, and really just saying the same thing, as things are always changing, but still staying the same, as change is constant. Or something.

Description: surreal digital collage

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Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd. (I Need Constant Supervision) This funny Christian quote resonates with believers who appreciate humor and self-awareness in their faith journey. Perfect for those who relate to needing a little extra guidance or accountability.

Description: A sweet sheep and lamb family paired with the humorous faith quote “The Lord is my shepherd. (I need constant supervision).” A lighthearted Psalm 23-inspired design for Christians, Bible readers, church friends, pastors, Sunday school teachers, sheep lovers, and anyone who enjoys wholesome Christian humor and meaningful faith-based gifts.

Description: Share your faith with a smile in this funny Christian design featuring The Lord Is My Shepherd (I Need Constant Supervision). A great gift for believers, church members, pastors, youth groups, and anyone who enjoys wholesome Christian humor inspired by Psalm 23.

Description: Three convicts, Pete and Delmar led by Ulysses Everett McGill, escape from a chain gang and to retrieve a buried treasure before the area is flooded to make a lake. The three get a lift from a blind man driving a handcar on a railway. He tells them they will find a fortune, but not the one they seek. The trio make their way to the house of Wash, Pete's cousin. They sleep in the barn, but Wash reports them to Sheriff Cooley, who, along with his men, torches the barn. Wash's son helps them escape.

Description: They’re microscopic. They’re relentless. They will find your rarest plant first. “Chief Pest Inspector: Constant Vigilance Against Thrips.” is the official title for every houseplant collector who inspects new growth with a loupe, quarantines every new arrival for three weeks minimum, and has developed a full treatment protocol from hard personal experience. The badge you didn’t ask for. The expertise nobody wanted.

Description: A cute Christian sheep design featuring “The Lord Is My Shepherd” with funny faith-based humor and charming pastoral artwork. Perfect for church friends, Bible verse lovers, Sunday school teachers, Christian moms, sheep lovers, and anyone who needs a little heavenly supervision.