Constant Shorts
Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: In 1849, French writer Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr wrote “plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose,“ which translates to "the more things change, the more they stay the same." Greek pre-Socratic philosopher Heraclitus once said, “the only constant in life is change.” And in 1981, the Talking Heads said, "same as it ever was." If you think about it, they're all right, and really just saying the same thing, as things are always changing, but still staying the same, as change is constant. Or something.
Description: A sweet sheep and lamb family paired with the humorous faith quote “The Lord is my shepherd. (I need constant supervision).” A lighthearted Psalm 23-inspired design for Christians, Bible readers, church friends, pastors, Sunday school teachers, sheep lovers, and anyone who enjoys wholesome Christian humor and meaningful faith-based gifts.
The Lord Is My Shepherd – I Need Constant Supervision Funny Christian Sheep Shorts
by Rooted Show
$21 $27
Description: Share your faith with a smile in this funny Christian design featuring The Lord Is My Shepherd (I Need Constant Supervision). A great gift for believers, church members, pastors, youth groups, and anyone who enjoys wholesome Christian humor inspired by Psalm 23.
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Funny Christian Design Shorts
by Rua stino
$21 $27
Description: Three convicts, Pete and Delmar led by Ulysses Everett McGill, escape from a chain gang and to retrieve a buried treasure before the area is flooded to make a lake. The three get a lift from a blind man driving a handcar on a railway. He tells them they will find a fortune, but not the one they seek. The trio make their way to the house of Wash, Pete's cousin. They sleep in the barn, but Wash reports them to Sheriff Cooley, who, along with his men, torches the barn. Wash's son helps them escape.
Description: They’re microscopic. They’re relentless. They will find your rarest plant first. “Chief Pest Inspector: Constant Vigilance Against Thrips.” is the official title for every houseplant collector who inspects new growth with a loupe, quarantines every new arrival for three weeks minimum, and has developed a full treatment protocol from hard personal experience. The badge you didn’t ask for. The expertise nobody wanted.
Chief Pest Inspector Constant Vigilance Against Thrips – Vintage Plant Pest Humor Houseplant Art Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$21 $27
Description: A cute Christian sheep design featuring “The Lord Is My Shepherd” with funny faith-based humor and charming pastoral artwork. Perfect for church friends, Bible verse lovers, Sunday school teachers, Christian moms, sheep lovers, and anyone who needs a little heavenly supervision.
