Distressed Hats
Description: Peace Love Tacos Retro Rainbow features a distressed and weathered vintage, retro rainbow in red and orange over a sloppy, messy taco illustration with groovy typography reading "Peace Love Tacos" in orange, yellow and brown. Perfect gift fashion for taco lovers and taco addicts who live for Taco Tuesday, Cinco De Mayo, Taco Nights and every other opportunity to eat tacos! Groovy throwback style from the 70s and 80s for the retro taco lover. (Also available in a clean, non-distressed variation)
Description: Vintage distressed victorian shop sign inspired by Sweeney Todd, perfect for horror loving goth fans
Sweeney Todd - Vintage Distressed Victorian Barber Shop Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
Description: Wicked, cool skull that makes a great gift for pirates, bikers, vets and badasses. Perfect for servicemen and military as well as fans of horror, goth, heavy metal and fantasy RPGs Evil, scary looking and perfect for Halloween, Christmas, Xmas or any holiday. Shock your neighbors, teachers, enemies and friends. A design even the Grim Reaper would be caught dead wearing
Skull Graphic - Cool Badass Distressed Art - Camo Green Hat
by Undead Wizard
$18 $23
Description: Witness the whimsical marvel that is the 'Get in Loser' design by Nemons, a delightful twist on the conventional medieval manuscript style illustration, tailor-made for aficionados of history! This masterpiece is a must-have for those who frequent local Renaissance fairs, history buffs or Shakespeare lovers, as it seamlessly blends tradition whilst humorously depicting a well known pop culture phrase. It's a satirical take on historical books.
Get in Loser Medieval Style - Funny Retro Vintage English History Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
Description: This Body Lotion design is the perfect gift for any horror movie loving fan with a sense of humor and taste, featuring a beautiful hand drawn deaths head moth design and funny slogan.
Buffalo Bill's Body Lotion - Vintage Distressed Horror Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
Description: Bowling American Flag USA original by TeeCreations. Another patriotic past-time die hard original who LOVES BOWLING! A great gift for the PATRIOT who loves bowling! Red White and Bowling USA bowler t-shirt.
Vintage American Flag Bowling Pin Classic Bowler T-shirt Hat
by TeeCreations
$18 $23
Description: This distressed style vintage cartoon Baphomet design by Nemons is the perfect goth gift for any witch or fan of the occult, featuring a rubber hose cartoon style devil goat it's sure to turn heads or raise a smile from fellow pagans.
Do Walt Thou Wilt - Cartoon Baphomet - Vintage Distressed - Occult (Dark) Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
Very cool retro style vulf vulfpeck distressed design Hat
by hobrath
$18 $23
Description: Felix the Cat is a children's comedy cartoon character created in 1919 by Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer during the silent film era. An anthropomorphic black cat with white eyes, a black body, and a giant grin, he is one of the most recognized cartoon characters in film history. Felix was the first animated character to attain a level of popularity sufficient to draw movie audiences.
Description: Vintage Distressed painting for Battlestar Galactica, featuring Apollo, Starbuck, Adama, Daggit and the whole gang. From one of those 1980s novelizations. Great retro gift for Battlestar Galactica Fans of the Richard Hatch and Dirk Benedict era. Great gift for anyone who ever fantasized about flying a Colonial Viper in the egyptian style helmet.
Description: Charlie Work: manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia. Work that is easily understood to be 'bitch work' and is not in your usual job description. Usually relegated to the workers at the lowest on the totem pole.
Description: Hearken, O fellow courtiers and gentlefolk! 'Thy Meeting Couldeth been a Missive' design by Nemons is a comical take on traditional medieval style illustration perfect for History Fans, to wear to your local Renaissance fairs. For fans of Shakespeare and english literature, history professors, english humor, lovers of medieval language and the classics. Wear this illuminated manuscript and show your fun side with this classic internet meme quote reinterpreted into a funny design. In this fair and gracious court of labor, we find ourselves gathered, alas, for a meeting. But prithee, let it be known, that this meeting couldeth have been an EMAIL, dispatched through the parchment and quill, saving us from this most arduous endeavor!
Could Have been an Email Medieval Style - funny retro vintage English history Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
Description: This Body Lotion design is the perfect gift for any horror movie loving fan with a sense of humor and taste, featuring a beautiful hand drawn deaths head moth tattoo design and funny slogan.
Buffalo Bill's Body Lotion - Horror Movie - Distressed Vintage Tattoo Hat
by Nemons
$18 $23
lasso Dogs Diamond Distressed Richmond Club Funny Hat
by danonbentley
$18 $23
Description: Step into the world of Nemons and our vintage horror charm with this hand-drawn tattoo-style illustration and join The Slaughtered Lamb from the iconic old English pub. This Vintage Distressed Look, designed and drawn by hand captures every gritty detail giving it an authentic, distressed look. Behold the eerie silhouette of The Slaughtered Lamb, a hauntingly intriguing pub with a chilling history. This meticulously crafted timeless artwork, perfectly captures the spooky ambiance an iconic 80's werewolf horror film. Immerse yourself in the world of the supernatural where werewolves roam & are not just tales told on Halloween night.
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