Distressed Hoodies
Description: This distressed style vintage cartoon Baphomet design by Nemons is the perfect goth gift for any witch or fan of the occult, featuring a rubber hose cartoon style devil goat it's sure to turn heads or raise a smile from fellow pagans.
Do Walt Thou Wilt - Cartoon Baphomet - Vintage Distressed - Occult (Dark) Hoodie
by Nemons
$34 $42
Description: A recreation of the Valley Forge Automotive Center shirt from the Netflix show Tires.
Valley Forge Automotive Center - Vintage Distressed Logo Hoodie
by Sombrero Craft
$34 $42
Description: Celebrate basketball history with this American Basketball Association (ABA) tee! Founded in 1967, the ABA revolutionized the game with the three-point line, colorful red-white-blue ball, and flashy style before merging with the NBA in 1976. A classic for hoops fans!
1967 ABA American Basketball Association Defunct Vintage Hoodie
by TeeNation
$34 $42
Description: Wicked, cool skull that makes a great gift for pirates, bikers, vets and badasses. Perfect for servicemen and military as well as fans of horror, goth, heavy metal and fantasy RPGs Evil, scary looking and perfect for Halloween, Christmas, Xmas or any holiday. Shock your neighbors, teachers, enemies and friends. A design even the Grim Reaper would be caught dead wearing
Skull Graphic - Cool Badass Distressed Art - Camo Green Hoodie
by Undead Wizard
$34 $42
Description: Witness the whimsical marvel that is the 'Get in Loser' design by Nemons, a delightful twist on the conventional medieval manuscript style illustration, tailor-made for aficionados of history! This masterpiece is a must-have for those who frequent local Renaissance fairs, history buffs or Shakespeare lovers, as it seamlessly blends tradition whilst humorously depicting a well known pop culture phrase. It's a satirical take on historical books.
Get in Loser Medieval Style - Funny Retro Vintage English History Hoodie
by Nemons
$34 $42
Description: Felix the Cat is a children's comedy cartoon character created in 1919 by Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer during the silent film era. An anthropomorphic black cat with white eyes, a black body, and a giant grin, he is one of the most recognized cartoon characters in film history. Felix was the first animated character to attain a level of popularity sufficient to draw movie audiences.
Description: Charlie Work: manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia. Work that is easily understood to be 'bitch work' and is not in your usual job description. Usually relegated to the workers at the lowest on the totem pole.
Description: We created this for men and women who love going to the gym, chasing those big gains and lifting weights! Weight lifting is the ultimate exercise! Train like a beast, and lift like an animal! Makes the perfect gift for any gym nut. Give the gift of funny this Christmas!
I'd Flex But I like This Shirt Funny Weight Lifting Hoodie
by Stupid Shirts
$34 $42
Description: A bold, instantly recognizable design featuring the distressed logo of the iconic band Linkin Park. This style is characteristic of their powerful Nu Metal and Alternative Rock sound. Perfect for fans who want to pay tribute to the band's influential music and honor the legacy of Chester Bennington.
Description: Step back into a time when cats ruled the alleys and the milk was always fresh. This Retro Cat design brings out the nostalgic purr in you. It's for the cat enthusiast who appreciates a good yarn ball. Because, honestly, nothing says 'I'm effortlessly cool' like a cat who knows its way around a turntable.
Description: Go retro with this 70s Sunset sttripes, featuring a bold abstract sunset design in earthy burnt orange and mustard yellow stripes. This vintage-inspired 1970s graphic is crafted with a distressed, worn-in effect for an authentic vintage look. Perfect for music festivals or casual coastal vibes, a must-have for lovers of retro aesthetic apparel.
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets