Distressed Hoodies

Description: Retro black cat design based on vintage two color Halloween decorations.

Description: This distressed style vintage cartoon Baphomet design by Nemons is the perfect goth gift for any witch or fan of the occult, featuring a rubber hose cartoon style devil goat it's sure to turn heads or raise a smile from fellow pagans.

Description: A recreation of the Valley Forge Automotive Center shirt from the Netflix show Tires.

Description: Thundarr the Barbarian is an American Saturday morning animated series, created by Steve Gerber and produced by Ruby-Spears Productions. The series ran for two seasons on ABC from October 4, 1980 to October 31, 1981, and was rerun on NBC in 1983.

Description: Weyland Yutani logo with cool grunge effects.

Description: This Body Lotion design is the perfect gift for any horror movie loving fan with a sense of humor and taste, featuring a beautiful hand drawn deaths head moth design and funny slogan.

Description: Dead Kennedys Distressed Logo Licensed Rock N Roll

Description: Celebrate basketball history with this American Basketball Association (ABA) tee! Founded in 1967, the ABA revolutionized the game with the three-point line, colorful red-white-blue ball, and flashy style before merging with the NBA in 1976. A classic for hoops fans!

Description: Distressed Large Resist Fist of Smaller distressed Fists

Description: As my main man Wooderson would say, Hey man, you got a groovy shirt? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.

Description: Thundarr the Barbarian is an American Saturday morning animated series, created by Steve Gerber and produced by Ruby-Spears Productions. The series ran for two seasons on ABC from October 4, 1980 to October 31, 1981, and was rerun on NBC in 1983.

Description: Diplodocus Motor Oil V01

Description: Wicked, cool skull that makes a great gift for pirates, bikers, vets and badasses. Perfect for servicemen and military as well as fans of horror, goth, heavy metal and fantasy RPGs Evil, scary looking and perfect for Halloween, Christmas, Xmas or any holiday. Shock your neighbors, teachers, enemies and friends. A design even the Grim Reaper would be caught dead wearing

Description: "Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle."

Description: Witness the whimsical marvel that is the 'Get in Loser' design by Nemons, a delightful twist on the conventional medieval manuscript style illustration, tailor-made for aficionados of history! This masterpiece is a must-have for those who frequent local Renaissance fairs, history buffs or Shakespeare lovers, as it seamlessly blends tradition whilst humorously depicting a well known pop culture phrase. It's a satirical take on historical books.

Description: Felix the Cat is a children's comedy cartoon character created in 1919 by Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer during the silent film era. An anthropomorphic black cat with white eyes, a black body, and a giant grin, he is one of the most recognized cartoon characters in film history. Felix was the first animated character to attain a level of popularity sufficient to draw movie audiences.

Description: X-Files tv series logo with grunge effects.

Description: Dazed and Confused is a 1993 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Richard Linklater. The film features a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars

Description: Charlie Work: manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia. Work that is easily understood to be 'bitch work' and is not in your usual job description. Usually relegated to the workers at the lowest on the totem pole.

Description: We created this for men and women who love going to the gym, chasing those big gains and lifting weights! Weight lifting is the ultimate exercise! Train like a beast, and lift like an animal! Makes the perfect gift for any gym nut. Give the gift of funny this Christmas!

Description: A bold, instantly recognizable design featuring the distressed logo of the iconic band Linkin Park. This style is characteristic of their powerful Nu Metal and Alternative Rock sound. Perfect for fans who want to pay tribute to the band's influential music and honor the legacy of Chester Bennington.

Description: Vintage Louisville Redbirds tee! Celebrate the legacy of this iconic Triple-A team, a top affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals. Known for record-breaking attendance and rich baseball history, it's a must-have for collectors and fans.

Description: Vintage Portland Beavers tee featuring the modern logo! Celebrate the legacy of this historic Minor League team, with roots dating back to 1903. Perfect for collectors, baseball fans, and lovers of Portland’s sports history.

Description: FIST PUMP DESIGN

Description: Football has a new team, it's the Caucasians! Maybe Washington will take them too. Enjoy this standard white male as the logo for the caucasians, the newest league team.

Description: Resident Evil 9 Requiem inspired distressed design, featuring Leon Kennedy with his melee hatchet!

Description: Step back into a time when cats ruled the alleys and the milk was always fresh. This Retro Cat design brings out the nostalgic purr in you. It's for the cat enthusiast who appreciates a good yarn ball. Because, honestly, nothing says 'I'm effortlessly cool' like a cat who knows its way around a turntable.

Description: ELLIE'S SHIRT (DISTRESSED)

Description: The Allman Brothers // Vintage Distressed Special designs for your tee and other merch by Kolovos Comic

Description: Lauryn Hill // Vintage Distressed Special designs for your tee and other merch by Kolovos Comic

Description: Go retro with this 70s Sunset sttripes, featuring a bold abstract sunset design in earthy burnt orange and mustard yellow stripes. This vintage-inspired 1970s graphic is crafted with a distressed, worn-in effect for an authentic vintage look. Perfect for music festivals or casual coastal vibes, a must-have for lovers of retro aesthetic apparel.

Description: Suns, sand and epic summer fun.

Description: Sure, the cute fawn trampled your flowers, but can you stay mad at that face? Artwork ©Marianne Martin, all rights strictly reserved, do not reproduce or distribute in any form.

Description: Honor baseball greatness with this Homestead Grays tee! ⚾ Dominating the Negro Leagues from the 1910s–1950s, the Grays featured legends like Josh Gibson and Buck Leonard. A must-have for true baseball history fans!

Description: seattle-supersonics

Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets