Distressed Merch
Description: Wicked, cool skull that makes a great gift for pirates, bikers, vets and badasses. Perfect for servicemen and military as well as fans of horror, goth, heavy metal and fantasy RPGs Evil, scary looking and perfect for Halloween, Christmas, Xmas or any holiday. Shock your neighbors, teachers, enemies and friends. A design even the Grim Reaper would be caught dead wearing
Description: Witness the whimsical marvel that is the 'Get in Loser' design by Nemons, a delightful twist on the conventional medieval manuscript style illustration, tailor-made for aficionados of history! This masterpiece is a must-have for those who frequent local Renaissance fairs, history buffs or Shakespeare lovers, as it seamlessly blends tradition whilst humorously depicting a well known pop culture phrase. It's a satirical take on historical books.
Description: Charlie Work: manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia. Work that is easily understood to be 'bitch work' and is not in your usual job description. Usually relegated to the workers at the lowest on the totem pole.
Description: Cynthia (a.k.a Cynthia Pickles ) is Angelica's favorite doll, a parody of the Barbie doll. Cynthia's name possibly comes from the British doll, "Sindy". Angelica's doll is known for wearing the same orange dress with red stripes, a black belt with a yellow buckle and red shoes. The doll has an odd hairstyle, most likely because Angelica cut it. Cynthia is nearly bald except for four bunches of hair on the sides of her head and three long hairs sticking out on the right side of her head.
