Facts Hats
Description: Bonus possum facts: Their tail is fully prehensile and can be used as a 5th limb, It’s impossible to keep them safely and humanely as a pet :c, One time I was at a mountain goats concert and John Darnielle rambled for 45 seconds about how good possums are and then played possum by night and I’ve never felt more connected to another human
Description: Mom Nutrition Facts. Serving Size: 1 Amazing Woman. % Daily Value*: Naptime 0.5% (Wishful Thinking), Caffeine 200%, Wine Intake Optional But Recommended, Patience 300% (Unless Tested), Snack Distribution Skills 500%, Laundry Folding Abilities 1000%, Ability To Find Lost Things 1200%, Selective Hearing 99%, Speed Cleaning 350%, Unconditional Love. *Percent Daily Values May Be Higher Or Lower Based On Behavior Of The Child. Funny Cute Mother's Day Design.
Description: Have you ever wondered how a cannibal might look at you? Well, wonder no more! With this t-shirt you can show everyone around you what you are made up of and how healthy it would be to feast on your meat. The facts are based on a couple kinds of bear meat (similar in make up as humans') and calculated on an average 165lb male.
Description: The Facts of Life is an American television sitcom that ran from August 24, 1979, to May 7, 1988, making it one of the longest-running sitcoms of the '80s. The series was a spin-off of Diff'rent Strokes, the series featured the Drummonds' former housekeeper Edna Garrett becoming the housemother of a dormitory at Eastland School, a private all-girls school in Peekskill, New York.
The Facts of Life: It Takes a Lot to Get 'em Right Hat
by HustlerofCultures
$12 $19
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "make ignorance embarrassing again". No, science doesn't change because of your "opinion." No, opinions aren't for facts, they're about whether you like coffee or not. Get yourself some science.
"make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB Hat
by TheBestWords
$12 $19
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Hat
by TheBestWords
$12 $19
Description: ... even if you do have terrible taste in men. A little humor to lighten the mood, because these days it's hard to find anything funny about politics. We still have a lot of work to do. We have to stand up for the truth and fight for what matters--this country we love, despite all her flaws. Refuse to be silenced. RESIST. PERSIST. ©061717
Description: Great White Shark Fact File - With a length of up to 22ft, and weighting up to 2.5 tons, the Great White Shark (Scientific Name: Carcharodon Carcharias) is the world's largest predatory fish. An Apex Predator, it feeds on Fish, Rays, Seals & Small Whales using up to 300 serrated teeth. It's also a scavenger, and plays a critical role in Oceanic Ecosystems. The Great White's Conversation Status is Vulnerable, and awareness must be raised on the need for its protection from overfishing and bycatch.
Description: Megalodon Facts Design by IncognitoMode - With a length of up to 60ft, and weighting up to an estimated 70 tons, Megalodon (Latin name: Carcharocles Megalodon) is the largest shark ever to exist. An Apex Predator, it fed on Prehistoric Whales & Seals using its 276 serrated teeth. The largest fossilised Megalodon teeth found are up to 7 inches long. But no need to worry when you next go for a swim, as Megalodon has been extinct for an estimated 2.6 Million Years!
