Facts Shorts
Description: Bonus possum facts: Their tail is fully prehensile and can be used as a 5th limb, It’s impossible to keep them safely and humanely as a pet :c, One time I was at a mountain goats concert and John Darnielle rambled for 45 seconds about how good possums are and then played possum by night and I’ve never felt more connected to another human
Remember, It's Not A Lie If You Believe It!- Trump 2 Shorts
by ImpArtbyTorg
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Description: Mom Nutrition Facts. Serving Size: 1 Amazing Woman. % Daily Value*: Naptime 0.5% (Wishful Thinking), Caffeine 200%, Wine Intake Optional But Recommended, Patience 300% (Unless Tested), Snack Distribution Skills 500%, Laundry Folding Abilities 1000%, Ability To Find Lost Things 1200%, Selective Hearing 99%, Speed Cleaning 350%, Unconditional Love. *Percent Daily Values May Be Higher Or Lower Based On Behavior Of The Child. Funny Cute Mother's Day Design.
Description: The Facts of Life is an American television sitcom that ran from August 24, 1979, to May 7, 1988, making it one of the longest-running sitcoms of the '80s. The series was a spin-off of Diff'rent Strokes, the series featured the Drummonds' former housekeeper Edna Garrett becoming the housemother of a dormitory at Eastland School, a private all-girls school in Peekskill, New York.
The Facts of Life: It Takes a Lot to Get 'em Right Shorts
by HustlerofCultures
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "make ignorance embarrassing again". No, science doesn't change because of your "opinion." No, opinions aren't for facts, they're about whether you like coffee or not. Get yourself some science.
"make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB Shorts
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Shorts
by TheBestWords
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Description: A procession of suited men marches with oversized drums proclaiming women's voting rights across western states, while a startled gentleman flees below. Vintage political satire bursts through ornate lettering and saturated inks. These products are premium quality pieces from Dashery powered by Teepublic, bringing suffrage era humor to sturdy T-Shirts and soft fleece Hoodies. Crisp Posters preserve the lively brushwork of this historical comic illustration.
Description: ... even if you do have terrible taste in men. A little humor to lighten the mood, because these days it's hard to find anything funny about politics. We still have a lot of work to do. We have to stand up for the truth and fight for what matters--this country we love, despite all her flaws. Refuse to be silenced. RESIST. PERSIST. ©061717
Description: We do agree this applies to most jobs, including English teachers and English students. It is an entirely global truth for individuals of all ages who study or work at anything. Let us clearly define the distinct groups: people employed at any job demonstrate this. Students of any subject utilize it. Instructors of any subject rely on it. English students actively practice it. English teachers master it. We possess a truly fantastic ability to disguise total uncertainty as absolute brilliance. When confronted with a difficult inquiry, we rapidly construct an answer that seems heavily researched. This exceptional talent allows us to maintain a highly capable image without doing much preparation at all every single day.
I have an incredible talent for making my wild guesses sound like heavily researched facts Shorts
by englishlearning
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Description: This funny science teacher design is perfect for educators who explain why the world works the way it does. Great for biology, chemistry, physics, and earth science teachers who love experiments, curiosity, and big questions. Wear it in the classroom, during back to school, or for teacher appreciation week. It makes a smart and fun gift for science teachers, STEM educators, and lab lovers. Perfect for anyone proud to teach facts, theories, and why the world is so weird.
Science teachers: They don't just teach facts, they teach why the world is so weird Shorts
by Boogie Creates
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Description: This funny science teacher design is perfect for educators who explain why the world works the way it does. Great for biology, chemistry, physics, and earth science teachers who love experiments, curiosity, and big questions. Wear it in the classroom, during back to school, or for teacher appreciation week. It makes a smart and fun gift for science teachers, STEM educators, and lab lovers. Perfect for anyone proud to teach facts, theories, and why the world is so weird.
Science teachers: They don't just teach facts, they teach why the world is so weird Shorts
by Boogie Creates
$21 $27
