Facts Merch
Description: Bonus possum facts: Their tail is fully prehensile and can be used as a 5th limb, It’s impossible to keep them safely and humanely as a pet :c, One time I was at a mountain goats concert and John Darnielle rambled for 45 seconds about how good possums are and then played possum by night and I’ve never felt more connected to another human
Description: Mom Nutrition Facts. Serving Size: 1 Amazing Woman. % Daily Value*: Naptime 0.5% (Wishful Thinking), Caffeine 200%, Wine Intake Optional But Recommended, Patience 300% (Unless Tested), Snack Distribution Skills 500%, Laundry Folding Abilities 1000%, Ability To Find Lost Things 1200%, Selective Hearing 99%, Speed Cleaning 350%, Unconditional Love. *Percent Daily Values May Be Higher Or Lower Based On Behavior Of The Child. Funny Cute Mother's Day Design.
Description: Have you ever wondered how a cannibal might look at you? Well, wonder no more! With this t-shirt you can show everyone around you what you are made up of and how healthy it would be to feast on your meat. The facts are based on a couple kinds of bear meat (similar in make up as humans') and calculated on an average 165lb male.
Description: The Facts of Life is an American television sitcom that ran from August 24, 1979, to May 7, 1988, making it one of the longest-running sitcoms of the '80s. The series was a spin-off of Diff'rent Strokes, the series featured the Drummonds' former housekeeper Edna Garrett becoming the housemother of a dormitory at Eastland School, a private all-girls school in Peekskill, New York.
Description: This Boston Terrier Nutrition Facts features a Boston Terrier dog nutrition facts label. Surprise your mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandpa, grandma, or child, both girl and boy with this great birthday gift idea! It also makes an ideal present for Boston Terrier owners, or men, women, or kids who love dogs.
Description: This Goldendoodle Nutrition Facts features a Golden Doodle dog nutrition facts label. Surprise your mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandpa, grandma, or child, both girl and boy with this great birthday gift idea! It also makes an ideal present for Goldendoodle owners, or men, women, or kids who love dogs.
Description: This German Shepherd Nutrition Facts features a German Shepherd dog nutrition facts label. Surprise your mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandpa, grandma, or child, both girl and boy with this great birthday gift idea! It also makes an ideal present for German Shepherd owners, or men, women, or kids who love dogs.
Description: This Schnauzer Nutrition Facts features a Miniature Schnauzer dog funny/humorous nutrition facts label. Surprise your mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandpa, grandma, or child, both girl and boy with this great birthday gift idea! It also makes an ideal present for Schnauzer owners, or men, women, or kids who love dogs.
