Poorly Hats
if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too Hat
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$19
if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too Hat
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$19
Description: Departing a gathering requires a delicate choreography that always seems entirely out of reach. The moment you decide to leave a room, your body suddenly forgets how to function normally, turning a simple goodbye into a drawn-out physical blunder. Workers trying to wrap up a conversation near the office coffee machine often back away slowly while waving at nothing in particular. Students slipping out of a crowded lecture hall hit the exact same barrier, accidentally bumping into furniture and making eye contact with everyone. It is a continuous loop of social embarrassment. You turn a standard exit into an unforgettable spectacle of clumsy limbs, awkward hand motions, and immediate regret before you even reach the door.
Description: Some things get complicated when the entire residence is located inside one head. The discussion begins with good intentions, but quickly turns into a spectacular clash between ambition, procrastination, doubt, and whatever part of the brain is currently thinking about food. One voice demands immediate action while another requests more time to “think about it,” followed by a third that has completely forgotten the topic. Questions are raised and answered with absolutely no consensus. An attempt at compromise lasts roughly twelve seconds before everyone changes their position. Eventually, the chairperson—which is also the attendee—is forced to declare a recess. No decisions are made and no responsibilities are assigned.
Description: Sharp political commentary with bold hand drawn rough texture typography and a worn red hat stamped "Poorly Educated" delivering the perfect punchline. Navy blue carries the message with unapologetic progressive energy. For everyone who believes speaking truth to power requires wit, boldness, and zero filter. This design says what millions already think out loud. Sizes up to 5X available.
Description: Nocturnal Text Budgeting Sleep Poorly Humor Typography pairs a bold typography insomnia theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys night owl humor and insomnia text. Made for gift for friends who want an easy insomnia piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Description: A black background features white text curved at the top that reads "DON'T MIND ME, I'M DISSOCIATING". Below, a cartoon tuxedo cat is seated, and to its right, only the head of another cartoon tuxedo cat is shown. Both cats have yellow eyes and pink inner ears. White text at the bottom reads "POORLY MADE CAT MEMES".
