Poorly Tapestries

Description: Colonel the cat treads wherever he wants.

Description: Be Kind

Description: Get that dog in you with the Rambo Cat Dog design!

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Rambo and Colonel on the Poorly Made Cat Memes logo.

Description: "Oh, Hamburgers!" An iconic quote from an iconic cat. Get your merch now and be the most popular person around.

Description: Bad guy drank the wrong cup - The Grail Knight played by Robert Eddison, from Steven Spielberg's "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

Description: Colonel Poorly Made Cat Memes

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: Departing a gathering requires a delicate choreography that always seems entirely out of reach. The moment you decide to leave a room, your body suddenly forgets how to function normally, turning a simple goodbye into a drawn-out physical blunder. Workers trying to wrap up a conversation near the office coffee machine often back away slowly while waving at nothing in particular. Students slipping out of a crowded lecture hall hit the exact same barrier, accidentally bumping into furniture and making eye contact with everyone. It is a continuous loop of social embarrassment. You turn a standard exit into an unforgettable spectacle of clumsy limbs, awkward hand motions, and immediate regret before you even reach the door.

Description: Some things get complicated when the entire residence is located inside one head. The discussion begins with good intentions, but quickly turns into a spectacular clash between ambition, procrastination, doubt, and whatever part of the brain is currently thinking about food. One voice demands immediate action while another requests more time to “think about it,” followed by a third that has completely forgotten the topic. Questions are raised and answered with absolutely no consensus. An attempt at compromise lasts roughly twelve seconds before everyone changes their position. Eventually, the chairperson—which is also the attendee—is forced to declare a recess. No decisions are made and no responsibilities are assigned.

Description: If You See Me Running, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too is a hilarious design for anyone who jokes that they only run when absolutely necessary. Perfect for fans of sarcastic and situational humor.

Description: Don't be ashamed to brag about who your real friends are...CATS<=!

Description: A humorous illustration of a rat carrying an absurd amount of bags and responsibilities. Perfect for anyone juggling too many tasks while pretending everything is under control. A relatable design for stressed adults, students, and chronic overcommitters.

Description: Spread positivity with this cute tuxedo cat resting among a vibrant garden of colorful flowers. Perfect for cat lovers who enjoy whimsical and charming floral illustrations.

Description: Sharp political commentary with bold hand drawn rough texture typography and a worn red hat stamped "Poorly Educated" delivering the perfect punchline. Navy blue carries the message with unapologetic progressive energy. For everyone who believes speaking truth to power requires wit, boldness, and zero filter. This design says what millions already think out loud. Sizes up to 5X available.

Description: Colonel Rainbow design

Description: as seen on @poorlydrawntm (twitter &amp; instagram)

Description: The Dog In Me Is Poorly Socialized - Funny dog-themed typography design for pet lovers, introverts, and anyone who enjoys clever animal-inspired humor.

Description: Retro design featuring a humorous review of a poorly rated Star Wars movie.

Description: A versatile choice that complements various styles, it’s perfect for making a statement throughout the year, from seasonal celebrations to everyday moments.

Description: Embrace your inner cat lover with this charming design featuring a playful cat surrounded by colorful flowers and the humorous phrase 'Be Kind Poorly Made Cat Memes'. Perfect for anyone who loves felines and internet humor.

Description: Funny opossum humor for anyone handling life badly but still showing up. A scruffy possum surrounded by trash turns everyday chaos into a relatable joke for opossum lovers, meme fans, introverts, anxious overthinkers, and people who enjoy feral animal humor.

Description: Our first Halloween design featuring Rambo!

Description: Translation fail sign reading “You Touch My Fish.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and novelty shirt collectors.

Description: Wear your mood with the Multitasking, Poorly But Enthusiastically design, made for nights that get a little wild. It is a favorite among festival goers, weekend party crews, and anyone who lives for a good night out. It fits right in at raves, warehouse parties, beach clubs, and anywhere the music runs late. Pick it up as a birthday gift, a bachelorette party idea, or a treat for yourself before the weekend. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more so you can rep the look wherever you go.

Description: Duke Dog, except poorly drawn.

Description: A black background features white text curved at the top that reads "DON'T MIND ME, I'M DISSOCIATING". Below, a cartoon tuxedo cat is seated, and to its right, only the head of another cartoon tuxedo cat is shown. Both cats have yellow eyes and pink inner ears. White text at the bottom reads "POORLY MADE CAT MEMES".

Description: A black background displays the words "POORLY MADE CAT MEMES" in large, blue, 3D-style letters with multi-colored dripping effects. Two cartoon cats are also present: one sitting alertly at the top left, and another lying down with a grumpy expression at the bottom right.

Description: if you see me running, things have gone poorly you should run too design

Description: if you see me running, things have gone poorly you should run too design

Description: as seen on poorly drawn ghosts (twitter: @drawbbcghosts | ig: @poorlydrawnghosts)

Description: I love the poorly educated! One of Donald Trump's most memorable campaign quotes, paired with his unmistakable expression and a ridiculous collection of hearts. A funny political parody design for anyone who enjoys presidential gaffes, political sarcasm, and absurd campaign moments.