Poorly Merch
Description: This humorous design is perfect for non-runners and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. It features the memorable quote "If You See Me Running Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too". Great for humor lovers, lazy individuals, and those who appreciate a good joke.
Description: This design features the humorous and sarcastic quote "If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly You Should Run Too". Perfect for individuals who appreciate witty sayings, dark humor, and funny warnings about unexpected situations. Great for those who enjoy ironic running humor or making a statement with a clever text.
Description: This design features the phrase 'PERSONAL GROWTH poorly timed' in a bold, modern typography combined with a contrasting script style. It captures the relatable humor of pursuing self-development at inconvenient moments. Perfect for individuals who appreciate witty sayings and a touch of irony in their pursuit of betterment. This graphic resonates with anyone navigating their personal advancement, learning, or self-actualization, acknowledging that progress doesn't align with perfect schedules. Show your humorous approach to self-improvement and development with this unique design. It' fun way to acknowledge the ups and downs of improving oneself. This design appeals to students, professionals, and anyone on a path of continuous learning and
if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too Socks
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$20
if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too Magnet
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$4.75
Description: Departing a gathering requires a delicate choreography that always seems entirely out of reach. The moment you decide to leave a room, your body suddenly forgets how to function normally, turning a simple goodbye into a drawn-out physical blunder. Workers trying to wrap up a conversation near the office coffee machine often back away slowly while waving at nothing in particular. Students slipping out of a crowded lecture hall hit the exact same barrier, accidentally bumping into furniture and making eye contact with everyone. It is a continuous loop of social embarrassment. You turn a standard exit into an unforgettable spectacle of clumsy limbs, awkward hand motions, and immediate regret before you even reach the door.
Description: Some things get complicated when the entire residence is located inside one head. The discussion begins with good intentions, but quickly turns into a spectacular clash between ambition, procrastination, doubt, and whatever part of the brain is currently thinking about food. One voice demands immediate action while another requests more time to “think about it,” followed by a third that has completely forgotten the topic. Questions are raised and answered with absolutely no consensus. An attempt at compromise lasts roughly twelve seconds before everyone changes their position. Eventually, the chairperson—which is also the attendee—is forced to declare a recess. No decisions are made and no responsibilities are assigned.
