Poorly Merch

Description: Colonel the cat treads wherever he wants.

Description: the one and only COLONEL

Description: A Farmer Befriends Robots Makes Out With His Twin Sister and Kills His Father in Space 1977

Description: Be Kind

Description: Based on Donald Trump's hilarious quote, "I love the poorly educated" that he stated during his presidential campaign.

Description: Get that dog in you with the Rambo Cat Dog design!

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Rambo and Colonel on the Poorly Made Cat Memes logo.

Description: This humorous design is perfect for non-runners and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. It features the memorable quote "If You See Me Running Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too". Great for humor lovers, lazy individuals, and those who appreciate a good joke.

Description: If You See Me Runiiing, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too. This Funny Emergency Survival Design Appeals To Sarcasm Humor Fans, Apocalypse Preppers, And Danger Warning Enthusiasts.

Description: This funny sarcastic design features the full quote If You See Me Running Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too. Perfect for non runners and anyone who appreciates emergency humor or survival jokes.

Description: This sarcastic humorous quote features If You See Me Runiiing, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too. A funny saying for anyone who loves ironic humor and witty expressions.

Description: This humorous design is perfect for sarcastic individuals and dark humor lovers. Featuring the witty quote: If You See Me Runiiing, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too.

Description: If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly You Should Run Too! This Funny Running Humor Is For Non Runners Who Enjoy Sarcastic Exercise Humor And Witty Emergency Warnings.

Description: This design features the humorous and sarcastic quote "If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly You Should Run Too". Perfect for individuals who appreciate witty sayings, dark humor, and funny warnings about unexpected situations. Great for those who enjoy ironic running humor or making a statement with a clever text.

Description: This humorous design features the sarcastic warning, 'If You See Me Running Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too.' A funny statement for humor lovers and sarcastic individuals.

Description: If You See Me Runiiing, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too. Humorous quote for funny saying lovers. Sarcastic warning statement for witty humor enthusiasts.

Description: This Design Features If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly You Should Run Too! Ideal For Runners, Joggers, Fitness Enthusiasts, And Humorous Exercise Lovers.

Description: Embrace your sarcastic side with this humorous design. Perfect for individuals who appreciate witty quotes and a funny take on running. Features the full text: If You See Me Running Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too.

Description: "Oh, Hamburgers!" An iconic quote from an iconic cat. Get your merch now and be the most popular person around.

Description: as seen on @poorlydrawntm (twitter & instagram)

Description: The first available Rambo design.

Description: This design is for those with a humorous outlook on exercise. A perfect funny saying for reluctant runners and sarcastic individuals. Features the phrase: If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly, You Should Run Too.

Description: Bad guy drank the wrong cup - The Grail Knight played by Robert Eddison, from Steven Spielberg's "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

Description: Colonel Poorly Made Cat Memes

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: if you see me running then things have gone poorly and you should run too

Description: This design features the phrase 'PERSONAL GROWTH poorly timed' in a bold, modern typography combined with a contrasting script style. It captures the relatable humor of pursuing self-development at inconvenient moments. Perfect for individuals who appreciate witty sayings and a touch of irony in their pursuit of betterment. This graphic resonates with anyone navigating their personal advancement, learning, or self-actualization, acknowledging that progress doesn't align with perfect schedules. Show your humorous approach to self-improvement and development with this unique design. It' fun way to acknowledge the ups and downs of improving oneself. This design appeals to students, professionals, and anyone on a path of continuous learning and

Description: Departing a gathering requires a delicate choreography that always seems entirely out of reach. The moment you decide to leave a room, your body suddenly forgets how to function normally, turning a simple goodbye into a drawn-out physical blunder. Workers trying to wrap up a conversation near the office coffee machine often back away slowly while waving at nothing in particular. Students slipping out of a crowded lecture hall hit the exact same barrier, accidentally bumping into furniture and making eye contact with everyone. It is a continuous loop of social embarrassment. You turn a standard exit into an unforgettable spectacle of clumsy limbs, awkward hand motions, and immediate regret before you even reach the door.

Description: Some things get complicated when the entire residence is located inside one head. The discussion begins with good intentions, but quickly turns into a spectacular clash between ambition, procrastination, doubt, and whatever part of the brain is currently thinking about food. One voice demands immediate action while another requests more time to “think about it,” followed by a third that has completely forgotten the topic. Questions are raised and answered with absolutely no consensus. An attempt at compromise lasts roughly twelve seconds before everyone changes their position. Eventually, the chairperson—which is also the attendee—is forced to declare a recess. No decisions are made and no responsibilities are assigned.

Description: Don't be ashamed to brag about who your real friends are...CATS<=!

Description: If You See Me Running, Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too is a hilarious design for anyone who jokes that they only run when absolutely necessary. Perfect for fans of sarcastic and situational humor.

Description: A humorous illustration of a rat carrying an absurd amount of bags and responsibilities. Perfect for anyone juggling too many tasks while pretending everything is under control. A relatable design for stressed adults, students, and chronic overcommitters.

Description: Spread positivity with this cute tuxedo cat resting among a vibrant garden of colorful flowers. Perfect for cat lovers who enjoy whimsical and charming floral illustrations.