The Ride Hats
Description: “The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?"
Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner
Aragorn and Eomer Ride to the Land of the East Hat
by Kip Rasmussen Tolkien Art
$12 $19
Description: Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
Description: If you decide to embark on our two-hour horseback tour of the grasslands of Middle Earth, you may be lucky enough to spy the famous Horse-lords of Rohan cantering in the distance. Closed-toe shoes and long pants are a requirement. And no, you cannot ride Shadowfax.
Ride the Breathtaking Plains of Rohan • Lord of the Rings • National Parks Hat
by FalconArt
$12 $19
