The Ride Merch
Description: “The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?"
Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner
Description: Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
