The Ride Shorts
Description: “The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?"
Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner
Description: Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
Description: A stark black background displays a white silhouette of a road bicycle at the top. Below the bicycle, the word "CYCOLOGIST" is prominently displayed in large white capital letters. Underneath, in smaller white text, it reads "noun" followed by a definition: "A master of cycling, devoted to the perfection of a perfect ride, study of crazy bicycle riders, see also: cycopath."
Description: A cartoon illustration featuring a brown bear riding a bicycle on the left and a man with glasses and a mustache standing with hands on hips on the right. Below is large text reading, 'I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED “DAD” INSTEAD OF “DEAD” WHEN THE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS.'
