Tobias Hats
Description: This graphic tee is a must have for fans of intense vibes, cult aesthetics, and chaotic energy. Featuring a dynamic collage of expressive moods, sharp stares, and confident style, it is perfect for anyone who loves a little drama in their wardrobe. Made for rebels, introverts, over thinkers, and icons alike — this shirt turns every sidewalk into a runway. Add it to your collection and let your outfit do the talking.
Description: A colorful microbe-themed design with the phrase “What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again”. It’s a witty take on survival, evolution, and the persistent nature of microscopic life. Perfect for science lovers, microbiologists, lab workers, and anyone who enjoys smart humor with a touch of sarcasm.
Description: A stylized lettering of the phrase "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day" combining handwritten and bold fonts to create contrast and dynamism. Inspired by the idea of "carpe diem" in reverse, this design expresses that feeling of having bet on the wrong day. Ideal for those with a sarcastic sense of humor and who know that not every day has to be a success.
Description: Bring the most committed never-nude (and occasional Blue Man Group hopeful) into your wardrobe with this Tobias Fünke bootleg-style tee. Featuring a retro ’90s-inspired collage and his unforgettable “I just blue myself” moment, this shirt is a must-have for Arrested Development fans who appreciate awkward humor in its purest form. Perfect for binge-watch marathons, themed parties, or gifting to the biggest Bluth family fan in your life. It’s the ultimate conversation starter — no awkward therapist/analyst jokes required.
Tobias Fünke Bootleg // Vintage Collage Fan Art // I Just Blue Myself // Halftoned Hat
by Television Moments
$19
Description: A stamp featuring a black kitten with piercing green eyes, seemingly poised for attack, accompanied by the phrase "I Choose Violence." This artwork exudes humor, cleverly playing on the stereotypical traits of feline personalities. It serves as an ideal gift for cat enthusiasts with a penchant for the less sociable side of feline humor.
Description: A 90s computer with a sad face and the warning: “Please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”. A design that mixes digital nostalgia with cute self-deprecation. Great for introverts, nerds, jaded millennials or anyone who still remembers what it’s like to save to a floppy disk.
