Tobias Tapestries
Description: This graphic tee is a must have for fans of intense vibes, cult aesthetics, and chaotic energy. Featuring a dynamic collage of expressive moods, sharp stares, and confident style, it is perfect for anyone who loves a little drama in their wardrobe. Made for rebels, introverts, over thinkers, and icons alike — this shirt turns every sidewalk into a runway. Add it to your collection and let your outfit do the talking.
Description: This artwork features a minimalist style and showcases a black kitten with big eyes standing next to the phrase "In my Defense I Was Left Unsupervised". The playful artwork perfectly captures the feline's mischievous personality and makes for a great gift for cat owners.
In my Defense I Was Left Unsupervised by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A colorful microbe-themed design with the phrase “What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again”. It’s a witty take on survival, evolution, and the persistent nature of microscopic life. Perfect for science lovers, microbiologists, lab workers, and anyone who enjoys smart humor with a touch of sarcasm.
What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again II by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A patriotic-style lettering in shades of blue, white and red with the phrase "It's my Patriotic Duty to Call Bullsh*t". An art that mixes patriotism humor.
It's my Patriotic Duty to Call Bullsh*t by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A stylized lettering of the phrase "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day" combining handwritten and bold fonts to create contrast and dynamism. Inspired by the idea of "carpe diem" in reverse, this design expresses that feeling of having bet on the wrong day. Ideal for those with a sarcastic sense of humor and who know that not every day has to be a success.
Pretty Sure I Seized the Wrong Day by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A black kitten lying down as if he had just woken up and feeling lazy, next to him the phrase "Due to Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake". An art with a lot of humor that plays with the fact that cats sleep a lot.
Due to Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A cute duckling holding a knife with an angry face. Wrapped with a funny phrase that says "I Have Stability The Ability To Stab". This is an art that combines a famous internet meme about duck temperament with a clever pun. The perfect gift for people who like smart humor.
I Have Stability The Ability To Stab by Tobe Fonseca Tapestry
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $30
Description: A stamp featuring a black kitten with piercing green eyes, seemingly poised for attack, accompanied by the phrase "I Choose Violence." This artwork exudes humor, cleverly playing on the stereotypical traits of feline personalities. It serves as an ideal gift for cat enthusiasts with a penchant for the less sociable side of feline humor.
Description: Bring the most committed never-nude (and occasional Blue Man Group hopeful) into your wardrobe with this Tobias Fünke bootleg-style tee. Featuring a retro ’90s-inspired collage and his unforgettable “I just blue myself” moment, this shirt is a must-have for Arrested Development fans who appreciate awkward humor in its purest form. Perfect for binge-watch marathons, themed parties, or gifting to the biggest Bluth family fan in your life. It’s the ultimate conversation starter — no awkward therapist/analyst jokes required.
Tobias Fünke Bootleg // Vintage Collage Fan Art // I Just Blue Myself // Halftoned Tapestry
by Television Moments
$23 $30
Description: Designed in the shape of an official stamp with the phrase “Emotional Support Husband”, accompanied by the medical symbol and a vintage aesthetic. A fun (and perhaps somewhat true) statement about the emotional role of husbands in a couple’s life. Perfect for a gift for the caring partner, the therapist husband or the comedian in the relationship.
Description: Tobias Speed Equipment was founded by legendary race car driver, Dick "Toby" Tobias in 1962. The speed parts manufacturing business was based in Lebanon, Pennsylvania and Tobias' nearly three hundred wins in modifieds, sprint cars, and stock cars undoubtedly playing into Tobias Speed Equipment becoming an undisputed leader in the development of tubular chassis for modified race cars. Sadly, Tobias was killed at Flemington Speedway in 1978, leaving the business to be run by his family until it's closure in 2003.
