Tobias Shorts
Description: This graphic tee is a must have for fans of intense vibes, cult aesthetics, and chaotic energy. Featuring a dynamic collage of expressive moods, sharp stares, and confident style, it is perfect for anyone who loves a little drama in their wardrobe. Made for rebels, introverts, over thinkers, and icons alike — this shirt turns every sidewalk into a runway. Add it to your collection and let your outfit do the talking.
Description: A colorful microbe-themed design with the phrase “What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again”. It’s a witty take on survival, evolution, and the persistent nature of microscopic life. Perfect for science lovers, microbiologists, lab workers, and anyone who enjoys smart humor with a touch of sarcasm.
Description: Bring the most committed never-nude (and occasional Blue Man Group hopeful) into your wardrobe with this Tobias Fünke bootleg-style tee. Featuring a retro ’90s-inspired collage and his unforgettable “I just blue myself” moment, this shirt is a must-have for Arrested Development fans who appreciate awkward humor in its purest form. Perfect for binge-watch marathons, themed parties, or gifting to the biggest Bluth family fan in your life. It’s the ultimate conversation starter — no awkward therapist/analyst jokes required.
Tobias Fünke Bootleg // Vintage Collage Fan Art // I Just Blue Myself // Halftoned Shorts
by Television Moments
$27
Description: A 90s computer with a sad face and the warning: “Please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”. A design that mixes digital nostalgia with cute self-deprecation. Great for introverts, nerds, jaded millennials or anyone who still remembers what it’s like to save to a floppy disk.
Description: Designed in the shape of an official stamp with the phrase “Emotional Support Husband”, accompanied by the medical symbol and a vintage aesthetic. A fun (and perhaps somewhat true) statement about the emotional role of husbands in a couple’s life. Perfect for a gift for the caring partner, the therapist husband or the comedian in the relationship.
Description: Tobias Fünke //Introducing the ultimate homage to everyone's favorite never-nude: Tobias Fünke! Decked out in vintage flair, this shirt captures Tobias in his iconic denim cutoffs with the quote, 'I just blue myself.' Perfect for fans who appreciate a good dose of eccentricity and humor, this shirt brings a slice of classic TV nostalgia right into your wardrobe. Celebrate the unforgettable character from 'Arrested Development' with a style that's as unique as Tobias himself!
