Tobias Shorts
Description: This graphic tee is a must have for fans of intense vibes, cult aesthetics, and chaotic energy. Featuring a dynamic collage of expressive moods, sharp stares, and confident style, it is perfect for anyone who loves a little drama in their wardrobe. Made for rebels, introverts, over thinkers, and icons alike — this shirt turns every sidewalk into a runway. Add it to your collection and let your outfit do the talking.
Description: This artwork features a minimalist style and showcases a black kitten with big eyes standing next to the phrase "In my Defense I Was Left Unsupervised". The playful artwork perfectly captures the feline's mischievous personality and makes for a great gift for cat owners.
In my Defense I Was Left Unsupervised by Tobe Fonseca Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Description: A colorful microbe-themed design with the phrase “What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again”. It’s a witty take on survival, evolution, and the persistent nature of microscopic life. Perfect for science lovers, microbiologists, lab workers, and anyone who enjoys smart humor with a touch of sarcasm.
What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again II by Tobe Fonseca Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Bluth's Frozen Banana Stand Logo Arrested Development Shorts
by Bevatron
$21 $27
Description: Bring the most committed never-nude (and occasional Blue Man Group hopeful) into your wardrobe with this Tobias Fünke bootleg-style tee. Featuring a retro ’90s-inspired collage and his unforgettable “I just blue myself” moment, this shirt is a must-have for Arrested Development fans who appreciate awkward humor in its purest form. Perfect for binge-watch marathons, themed parties, or gifting to the biggest Bluth family fan in your life. It’s the ultimate conversation starter — no awkward therapist/analyst jokes required.
Tobias Fünke Bootleg // Vintage Collage Fan Art // I Just Blue Myself // Halftoned Shorts
by Television Moments
$21 $27
Description: A 90s computer with a sad face and the warning: “Please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”. A design that mixes digital nostalgia with cute self-deprecation. Great for introverts, nerds, jaded millennials or anyone who still remembers what it’s like to save to a floppy disk.
Please be Patient With me I'm From the 1900s by Tobe Fonseca Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Description: A cute white bunny holding a small knife beside the phrase “Debiste Tirar Más Fotos”. Playfully hinting at memories and missed moments, this design contrasts sweet innocence with unexpected chaos, blending adorable charm with a sharp, ironic edge.
Debiste Tirar Más Fotos Mad Bunny by Tobe Fonseca Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Description: Designed in the shape of an official stamp with the phrase “Emotional Support Husband”, accompanied by the medical symbol and a vintage aesthetic. A fun (and perhaps somewhat true) statement about the emotional role of husbands in a couple’s life. Perfect for a gift for the caring partner, the therapist husband or the comedian in the relationship.
Description: Tobias Speed Equipment was founded by legendary race car driver, Dick "Toby" Tobias in 1962. The speed parts manufacturing business was based in Lebanon, Pennsylvania and Tobias' nearly three hundred wins in modifieds, sprint cars, and stock cars undoubtedly playing into Tobias Speed Equipment becoming an undisputed leader in the development of tubular chassis for modified race cars. Sadly, Tobias was killed at Flemington Speedway in 1978, leaving the business to be run by his family until it's closure in 2003.
