Have Rabies Merch
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Racoon Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Lankis Art
$16 $24
Description: Some people use sparkly cursive to announce a wedding. You use it to announce a fatal viral infection from a raccoon bite. This completely unhinged design pairs a glamorous hot pink aesthetic with a terrifying medical confession. It is the perfect graphic for when you are feeling absolutely feral but still want to look cute.
I Have Rabies Funny Cat Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Bekicot Magetan
$16 $24
Description: Intense black and white portrait of a bat with fangs and Have Rabies text in dripping gothic lettering. Dark metal horror animal graphic.
Have Rabies Bat Gothic Black White Vampire Fangs Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by zeolar ceramic
$16 $24
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men and women with the outrageous saying "I Have Rabies" is a bold novelty graphic design packed with adult humor, an edgy dark joke, and an unapologetically inappropriate vibe. This shocking meme gift idea works for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion, perfect for a daring family member or best friend. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my biting list; so watch yourself. Funny sarcastic design for people to mind their own business.
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Hat
by Dearly Mu
$12 $19
Description: A portrait of a bat with large ears, a distinctive nose, and small eyes. The fur is dark gray. Below the bat's face, in a gothic typeface, is the text "i have rabies". The background is solid black, drawing focus to the bat's face and textual declaration.
Bat Portrait "i have rabies" Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$17 $24