Choked Hoodies
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: A bold, text-based composition in a vintage style features the phrases "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" and "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR". The word "But" is centered between them in a script font, with horizontal lines on either side. The text has a distressed texture and is primarily in cream and brown colors against a black background.
Description: A dark grey garment displays white, bold, sans-serif text. The text is arranged in four lines and reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR."
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Bold Text Hoodie
by Pastel Dream Nostalgia
$42
Description: A text-based composition with stark, bold lettering. The primary text is divided into four lines: "NEVER KILLED A" in beige, "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange, "But I've" in a swirly beige script with orange accent lines, and "CHOKED A COUGAR" in beige and orange respectively. The background is black.
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Text Block Hoodie
by christian king studio
$42
Description: Never killed a mountain lion, but I've choked a cougar. An offensive quote that delivers a clever double meaning with a bold, suggestive twist. This witty line leans into playful wordplay and edgy humor that keeps the punchline memorable. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and cheeky jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: A retro-style scene featuring a mountain range behind trees and a large orange sun. The text "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is above "BUT I'VE CHOKED A" which is above the large, distressed text "Cougar". White animals resembling cougars are on the left and right sides of the "MOUNTAIN LION" text, and smaller, dark green cougars are below the "Cougar" text.
Description: A monochrome text-based composition. The words are displayed in large, sans-serif, capital letters arranged in four lines. The background is solid black, and the text is a light grey color, appearing to have a subtle shadow effect. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR".
Description: Show off your wild sense of humor with this bold and sarcastic design. It's an ideal choice for anyone who enjoys cheeky adult jokes or likes to spark a laugh at the bar. This funny graphic makes a great conversation starter for those who appreciate a bit of double entendre.
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I Have Choked A Cougar Hoodie
by Dog&Cat
$32 $42
Description: A stark black background features bold, block text in multiple colors. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in a light cream. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange. Below, a stylized graphic of horizontal lines precedes "But I'VE" in light cream. The final line, "CHOKED A COUGAR," is in a darker, brown hue. The composition is centered and reads as a humorous statement.
Description: This is a text-based design with four lines of text. The top line reads 'NEVER KILLED A'. The second line reads 'MOUNTAIN LION'. The third line reads 'BUT I'VE CHOKED'. The bottom line reads 'A COUGAR'. The text appears to be in a serif font with a slightly distressed or aged texture.
Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.
