Choked Shorts

Description: T. E. Lawrence quote: We had learned that there were pangs too sharp, griefs too deep, ecstasies too high for our finite selves to register. When emotion reached this pitch the mind choked; and memory went white till the circumstances were humdrum once more.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar -- Vintage Distressed _Design By Arike Art Co.

Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: Looking for outdoor humor? This cheeky, offensive saying turns a mountain-lion hunting setup into a suggestive punchline. It's a playful pick for outdoorsmen and fans of bold, irreverent jokes. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Funny Animal Quote

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: A retro-style visual featuring a white mountain lion walking in front of snow-capped mountains at sunset. The sun is a red circle behind the mountains. The text 'NEVER KILLED A', 'MOUNTAIN LION', 'Cougar', and 'BUT I'VE CHOKED A' are displayed in green and white lettering.

Description: A black background features white text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A". Below that is "MOUNTAIN LION". A line separates this from "But". Below that is "I'VE CHOKED A". The largest text reads "Cougar" in a script font. A paw print is positioned below the word "Cougar".

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Funny Animals

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Vintage Sunset

Description: A bold, text-based composition in a vintage style features the phrases "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" and "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR". The word "But" is centered between them in a script font, with horizontal lines on either side. The text has a distressed texture and is primarily in cream and brown colors against a black background.

Description: A monochrome text-based composition with bold, distressed white lettering on a black background. The text reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR". The font is a rough sans-serif style, giving it a gritty feel.

Description: A dark grey garment displays white, bold, sans-serif text. The text is arranged in four lines and reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR."

Description: A retro-style scene featuring a mountain range behind trees and a large orange sun. The text "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is above "BUT I'VE CHOKED A" which is above the large, distressed text "Cougar". White animals resembling cougars are on the left and right sides of the "MOUNTAIN LION" text, and smaller, dark green cougars are below the "Cougar" text.

Description: A text-based composition with stark, bold lettering. The primary text is divided into four lines: "NEVER KILLED A" in beige, "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange, "But I've" in a swirly beige script with orange accent lines, and "CHOKED A COUGAR" in beige and orange respectively. The background is black.

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar T-Shirt

Description: never killed a mountain lion i've choked a cougar

Description: never killed a mountain lion i've choked a cougar

Description: A stark black background features bold, block text in multiple colors. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in a light cream. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange. Below, a stylized graphic of horizontal lines precedes "But I'VE" in light cream. The final line, "CHOKED A COUGAR," is in a darker, brown hue. The composition is centered and reads as a humorous statement.

Description: This is a text-based design with four lines of text. The top line reads 'NEVER KILLED A'. The second line reads 'MOUNTAIN LION'. The third line reads 'BUT I'VE CHOKED'. The bottom line reads 'A COUGAR'. The text appears to be in a serif font with a slightly distressed or aged texture.

Description: A graphic depicting a distressed woman with her mouth open in a scream, her neck being gripped by a monstrous hand. Behind her, a pale, bald creature with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth leers forward. The text 'EVIL DEAD 2 DEAD BY DAWN' and Japanese characters are displayed prominently in red.

Description: A bold typographic composition featuring the text 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in off-white, followed by 'But' in yellow script. Below this, 'I'VE CHOKED A' is in off-white, and the final word 'COUGAR' is in large, distressed yellow lettering. The entire composition is on a black background.

Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: A bold double-entendre design for anyone who enjoys edgy humor and clever outdoor jokes. Perfect for hunters, outdoorsmen, camping enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic adult humor. A funny conversation starter and gift for birthdays, hunting trips, or outdoor adventures.

Description: A black background features bold text in three lines. The first line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white. The second line, "MOUNTAIN LION", is in orange and angled. Below that, in a script font, is "But" in white. The final two lines, "I'VE CHOKED A" and "COUGAR", are in white and orange respectively, also angled.