Choked Tapestries
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Never killed a mountain lion, but I've choked a cougar. An offensive quote that delivers a clever double meaning with a bold, suggestive twist. This witty line leans into playful wordplay and edgy humor that keeps the punchline memorable. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and cheeky jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: A retro-style scene featuring a mountain range behind trees and a large orange sun. The text "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is above "BUT I'VE CHOKED A" which is above the large, distressed text "Cougar". White animals resembling cougars are on the left and right sides of the "MOUNTAIN LION" text, and smaller, dark green cougars are below the "Cougar" text.
Description: A dark grey garment displays white, bold, sans-serif text. The text is arranged in four lines and reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR."
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Bold Text Tapestry
by Pastel Dream Nostalgia
$30
Description: A text-based composition with stark, bold lettering. The primary text is divided into four lines: "NEVER KILLED A" in beige, "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange, "But I've" in a swirly beige script with orange accent lines, and "CHOKED A COUGAR" in beige and orange respectively. The background is black.
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Text Block Tapestry
by christian king studio
$30
Description: A bold, typographic composition with text layered over a black background. The phrase "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is in white with a yellow outline. Below it, "MOUNTAIN LION" is in distressed yellow. "But" is in white script between yellow lines. "I'VE CHOKED A" is in white, and "COUGAR" is in large, distressed yellow letters.
Description: A monochrome text-based composition. The words are displayed in large, sans-serif, capital letters arranged in four lines. The background is solid black, and the text is a light grey color, appearing to have a subtle shadow effect. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR".
Description: A stark black background features bold, block text in multiple colors. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in a light cream. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange. Below, a stylized graphic of horizontal lines precedes "But I'VE" in light cream. The final line, "CHOKED A COUGAR," is in a darker, brown hue. The composition is centered and reads as a humorous statement.
Description: A graphic depicting a distressed woman with her mouth open in a scream, her neck being gripped by a monstrous hand. Behind her, a pale, bald creature with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth leers forward. The text 'EVIL DEAD 2 DEAD BY DAWN' and Japanese characters are displayed prominently in red.
Description: A bold typographic composition featuring the text 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in off-white, followed by 'But' in yellow script. Below this, 'I'VE CHOKED A' is in off-white, and the final word 'COUGAR' is in large, distressed yellow lettering. The entire composition is on a black background.
Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.
Description: A black background features bold text in three lines. The first line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white. The second line, "MOUNTAIN LION", is in orange and angled. Below that, in a script font, is "But" in white. The final two lines, "I'VE CHOKED A" and "COUGAR", are in white and orange respectively, also angled.
Description: Show off your wild sense of humor with this bold and sarcastic design. It's an ideal choice for anyone who enjoys cheeky adult jokes or likes to spark a laugh at the bar. This funny graphic makes a great conversation starter for those who appreciate a bit of double entendre.
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I Have Choked A Cougar Tapestry
by Dog&Cat
$23 $30
