Choked Tapestries

Description: T. E. Lawrence quote: We had learned that there were pangs too sharp, griefs too deep, ecstasies too high for our finite selves to register. When emotion reached this pitch the mind choked; and memory went white till the circumstances were humdrum once more.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar -- Vintage Distressed _Design By Arike Art Co.

Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: An offensive funny saying with a clever double meaning: "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar." This edgy novelty design starts with outdoor and mountain lion humor before turning the word "cougar" into a cheeky joke, perfect for fans of double entendres and irreverent sayings.

Description: Looking for outdoor humor? This cheeky, offensive saying turns a mountain-lion hunting setup into a suggestive punchline. It's a playful pick for outdoorsmen and fans of bold, irreverent jokes. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Bold and funny, this cougar tee is perfect for those who love a good laugh, enjoy a cougar hunt, or just want a vintage style design with attitude and wild humor.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: A retro-style visual featuring a white mountain lion walking in front of snow-capped mountains at sunset. The sun is a red circle behind the mountains. The text 'NEVER KILLED A', 'MOUNTAIN LION', 'Cougar', and 'BUT I'VE CHOKED A' are displayed in green and white lettering.

Description: A black background features white text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A". Below that is "MOUNTAIN LION". A line separates this from "But". Below that is "I'VE CHOKED A". The largest text reads "Cougar" in a script font. A paw print is positioned below the word "Cougar".

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: (ART ON BACK) Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I have Choked A Cougar Vintage

Description: A text-based composition with stark, bold lettering. The primary text is divided into four lines: "NEVER KILLED A" in beige, "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange, "But I've" in a swirly beige script with orange accent lines, and "CHOKED A COUGAR" in beige and orange respectively. The background is black.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: A dark grey garment displays white, bold, sans-serif text. The text is arranged in four lines and reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR."

Description: A monochrome text-based composition with bold, distressed white lettering on a black background. The text reads: "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR". The font is a rough sans-serif style, giving it a gritty feel.

Description: A retro-style scene featuring a mountain range behind trees and a large orange sun. The text "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is above "BUT I'VE CHOKED A" which is above the large, distressed text "Cougar". White animals resembling cougars are on the left and right sides of the "MOUNTAIN LION" text, and smaller, dark green cougars are below the "Cougar" text.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Vintage Sunset

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar T-Shirt

Description: never killed a mountain lion i've choked a cougar

Description: never killed a mountain lion i've choked a cougar

Description: A bold typographic composition featuring the text 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in off-white, followed by 'But' in yellow script. Below this, 'I'VE CHOKED A' is in off-white, and the final word 'COUGAR' is in large, distressed yellow lettering. The entire composition is on a black background.

Description: A black background features bold text in three lines. The first line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white. The second line, "MOUNTAIN LION", is in orange and angled. Below that, in a script font, is "But" in white. The final two lines, "I'VE CHOKED A" and "COUGAR", are in white and orange respectively, also angled.

Description: A bold double-entendre design for anyone who enjoys edgy humor and clever outdoor jokes. Perfect for hunters, outdoorsmen, camping enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic adult humor. A funny conversation starter and gift for birthdays, hunting trips, or outdoor adventures.

Description: A graphic depicting a distressed woman with her mouth open in a scream, her neck being gripped by a monstrous hand. Behind her, a pale, bald creature with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth leers forward. The text 'EVIL DEAD 2 DEAD BY DAWN' and Japanese characters are displayed prominently in red.

Description: A stark black background features bold, block text in multiple colors. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in a light cream. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange. Below, a stylized graphic of horizontal lines precedes "But I'VE" in light cream. The final line, "CHOKED A COUGAR," is in a darker, brown hue. The composition is centered and reads as a humorous statement.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.

Description: A bold, black background features stark white lettering arranged in four lines. The text reads "NEVER KILLED" on the top line, "A MOUNTAIN LION" on the second, "BUT I'VE CHOKED" on the third, and "A COUGAR" on the bottom line. The style is simple and direct.

Description: A distressed, bold text-based composition on a black background. The phrase is presented in stacked lines: 'NEVER KILLED A' in white, 'MOUNTAIN LION' in mustard yellow, 'But' in white script, and 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in white and mustard yellow respectively. Yellow horizontal lines accent the design.

Description: Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar

Description: Humorous apparel for those who love wild adventures and bold humor.