Buy this shirt for your best Wingwoman or buy it for yourself the next time you going out winging. Wing-on, wing-lady! WHAT IS A WINGWOMAN? A Wingwoman will unselfishly fan the flames of a budding romantic fire for her friend. She is confident enough to hold her own and will keep a positive attitude, rooting for her friend to get it in. A Wingwoman is merely a prop to ease her friend’s social anxiety, provide her with symmetry on the dance floor, and aid in case an emergency shall arise (she gets stood up).
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There is great unrest in the Nation. Mama Bear's traitorous bandits known throughout the land as the Sleuth Crewth have divided a once peaceful people. Our newly annointed Chief, El Jefe, is the only one who can restore balance to the Republic. We implore you, come out and show support for the Jefederación - Juntos Para Justicia!
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Reject FOMO (that’s the fear of missing out) and enjoy the moment with this amazing typographic sticker featuring pink roses and beautiful cursive type that will motivate and inspire you. Perfect for the laptops of Tumblr loving girls.
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Are you dating a Man Child? Then this is the shirt for you! Show off your pride of baby sitting your 180-pound bundle of joy. WHAT IS A MAN CHILD? Man Children are an epidemic. Behind even the most charming, well-manicured, gorgeous exterior can reside a bonafide futon-sleeping, mommy-loving, cereal-for-dinner-eating Man Child. They lure girls in with what is perceived as a cool laid-back attitude and a goofy inability to focus on anything for very long. These guys are indulged until they regress past all major stages in life and what you’re left with is a boyfriend with the interests and personal hygiene of a teenager, the temper of a toddler and the object permanence understanding of an infant. Make sure to keep your kitchen well-stocked with fruit roll-ups, hold his hand when crossing the street and burn every wedding magazine you have ever purchased because, nope, that is not happening.
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Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.
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Buy this shirt if you're the Little Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Big! WHAT IS A LITTLE SPOON? It’s the missionary of cuddle positions. But just like missionary, there’s a reason it’s a classic! If you want to take a new spin on a beloved favorite, try also sweetly holding his hand and turning on a movie. Pull that trick a couple times and he’ll be calling you T-Spoon for T-rrific in bed! WARNING: Beware of something poking you in the lower back.
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All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!
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