Headgum Hoodies

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Chalice casting Fire Bolt. Designed by Waleed Mansour

SitcomD&D's Bottoms Up merch. Design by Waleed Mansour

Are you dating a Man Child? Then this is the shirt for you! Show off your pride of baby sitting your 180-pound bundle of joy. WHAT IS A MAN CHILD? Man Children are an epidemic. Behind even the most charming, well-manicured, gorgeous exterior can reside a bonafide futon-sleeping, mommy-loving, cereal-for-dinner-eating Man Child. They lure girls in with what is perceived as a cool laid-back attitude and a goofy inability to focus on anything for very long. These guys are indulged until they regress past all major stages in life and what you’re left with is a boyfriend with the interests and personal hygiene of a teenager, the temper of a toddler and the object permanence understanding of an infant. Make sure to keep you...

Based on the "genius" Snapchat by Josh Ruben!

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

Your favorite podcasters are now your favorite providers of shirts and stuff or whatever

Your favorite podcasters are now your favorite providers of shirts and stuff or whatever

We all know ya gotta let people bust, so now you can let the world know. Design by Waleed Mansour

Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.

Buy this shirt if you're the Little Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Big! WHAT IS A LITTLE SPOON? It’s the missionary of cuddle positions. But just like missionary, there’s a reason it’s a classic! If you want to take a new spin on a beloved favorite, try also sweetly holding his hand and turning on a movie. Pull that trick a couple times and he’ll be calling you T-Spoon for T-rrific in bed! WARNING: Beware of something poking you in the lower back.