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Know Where Your Towel Is Hoodies

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Hitchhiker's motto

Tags: know-where-your-towel-is, h2g2, douglas-adams, geek, marvin-the-paranoid-android

Know where your towel is Hoodie

by JSKerberDesigns
$45
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Do you know where your towel is?

Tags: hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, know-where-your-towel-is, towel-day

Have Towel Hoodie

by Zaxley
$45
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I had some fun making a parody :) *Update!* I've added another version of this in my store where the text is outlined in light grey for those wanting red or black shirts.

Where the Upside Ends Hoodie

by charamath
$45
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Tags: vogons, ford-prefect, arthur-dent, towels, towel

Roosta's Towels Hoodie

by freeves
$45
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The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Tags: popular, hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitchhikers-guide, thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

42 Hoodie

by maped
$45
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Tags: thom-yorke, paranoid-android, karma-police, kid-a, presse-ne-pas-avaler

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The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything!

Tags: trillian, adams, douglas, hitchhikers, douglasadams

The Answer Is... Hoodie

by Magmata
$45
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There's your answer.

Tags: griswold-speech, griswold-rant, christmas, xmas-sweater, merry-christmas

I don't know, Margo! Hoodie

by devilchimp
$45
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Your towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapours; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. source – The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Tags: hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitchhikers-guide, pop-culture, geek

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Voldemort isn't happy about this one

Tags: got, voldemort, hogwarts, parody, mashup

I've got your nose Hoodie

by stephen0c
$45
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The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

Tags: dont-panic, hitchhikers-guide, douglasadams, the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, marvin-the-paranoid-android

Don't Panic Hoodie

by MoviTees
$45
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On a scale of 1-Sweating Egg Nog, what is your level of cheer? My data base says you are not experience enough cheer yet, would a song help you feel more festive?

Tags: movie, baymax, big-hero-6, animation, big-hero-six

What is Your Level of Cheer Hoodie

by DaughertyDesigns
$45
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Post-punk Carbonite.

Tags: han-solo, star-wars-inspired, joy-division

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It's never too early to teach your kids the importance of financial security.

Tags: black-magic, humor, childrens-books, kids-book, economics

Sell Your Soul Hoodie

by StevenRhodes
$45
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Adorn yourself with this scary & powerful fire demon!

Tags: movie, nerd, geek, manga, movies

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The Ultimate Question. To which the answer of course is... 42.

Tags: vogon-poetry, think-deep, adams, hitchhikers, deep-thought

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The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

Tags: thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy, hhgttg, h2g2, douglas-adams, douglasadams

Now, Splat! Hoodie

by maped
$45
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Tags: pop-culture, nerd, geek, sci-fi, fantasy

Take Your Pick Hoodie

by chrisables
$45
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Students I am your teacher

Tags: vintage, star-wars, teaching, maths, teacher

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Leia: "I love you." Han: "I know." Don't forget to buy the matching shirt for that someone you love!

I Know Hoodie

by fishbiscuit
$45
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Your Aunt My Aunt Unicorn

Tags: unicorny, uncle, horse, unicorns, unicorn

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I outlined the text on this version in a thin light grey for those who want black or red shirts.

Tags: where-the-sidewalk-ends, shel-silverstein, demogorgon, cartoon, funny

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Don't care which restroom you use, just wash your hands

Tags: resist, trans, lgbt, transphobia, transphobic

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Tags: comic, superheroes, comics, america, captain-america

Watch your language Hoodie

by NanaLeonti
$45
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This shirt was limited for a while but now it is back for good! Get the SK Star Wars design and wear that mother f to screenings of The Force Awakens, Rogue One and the many other SW films coming out!

Tags: darth-vader, schmoes-know, star-wars-shirt, star-wars

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Check out today's design resembling two of the main symbols of the HIMYM series, the Blue French Horn, and the Yellow Umbrella.

Tags: himym, blue-french-horn, yellow-umbrella, hipster, hype

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Now you can have your own Night Fury!

Tags: dragon-ball-z, pocket, baby-toothless, paramount, dreamworks

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The greatest quote from Jurassic Park and Samuel L Jackson.

Hold on to Your Butts Hoodie

by Kent_Zonestar
$45
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It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now, isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!' [the whale crashes into the ground] Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell, was: 'Oh no, not again.' Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

Tags: 42, douglas-adams, hitchhikers-guide, hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy

Oh no, not again! Hoodie

by Manoss
$45
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DnD + Star Wars! Total geek out! I find your lack of crits disturbing.

Tags: star-wars-shirt, starwars, death-star, deathstar, dnd

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Do you believe in the Phantom Thieves?

Tags: shin-megami-tensei, p5, persona, phantom-thieves, take-your-heart

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Shoot.Your.Shot.

Tags: new-york-city, ny, knickstape, carmelo-anthony, madison-square-garden

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Inspired by Twin Peaks Gordon Cole’s quote on Denise’s transition

Tags: hillman-college, gay, gay-pride, fire-walk-with-me, transgender

Fix Your Hearts or Die Hoodie

by jacquelinewalton
$45
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Lee Anne, the Queen of Photo shop for Schmoeville came up with our Phase 6 Logo and now you can show it off to all your fellow Schmoevillians! Enjoy!

Tags: xpressuself, eye-of-sauron, phase 6, dawn-of-justise

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I don’t think Freddy gets the credit he deserves for all the effort he’s put in over the years.

Tags: freddy, freddy-krueger, krueger, a-nightmare-on-elm-street, horror

Follow Your Dreams Hoodie

by DinoMike
$45
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Uke... I am your father!

Tags: uke, ukulele, guitar, luke-skywalker, darth-vader

Uke I am your Father! Hoodie

by sirwatson
$45
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