Mockery Hoodies
Description: When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_
Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell Hoodie
by DungeonDesigns
$32 $42
Description: I killed your savior, but I didn't kill the deputy. I swear it was in self-defense.
I Killed Your Savior, But I Didn't Kill The Deputy Hoodie
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$32 $42
Description: Whether at a social gathering or out on the town, it's a humorous way to share your personal dating insights with the world.
HOW WILL YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VALUES? Hoodie
by uikteraa
$32 $42
Description: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a well-timed rhythmic insult backed by 1d4 psychic damage will ruin a villain's self-esteem for eternity. Diplomacy is fine, but comedic theatrical humiliation is an art form. Crafted in an ornate vintage comic book style with expressive linework, off-white texturing, and theatrical magenta rose accents. Recommended for: Bards, charismatic performers, tabletop comedians, and D&D players. Outstanding on graphic t-shirts, stage hoodies, hydro stickers, and Displate posters.
Vicious Mockery Is My Social Skill Bard Lute Tabletop RPG Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: A song can heal, inspire, or shatter a dragon's pride into dust. Standing atop the ruins of an ancient amphitheater, the legendary bard strums an ornate lute as sonic soundwaves visibly rip through the air. Classic 70s rock-opera meets dark fantasy pulp. Essential for Bards, College of Lore scholars, party charmers, and musicians. Perfect rectangular fit for t-shirts, concert-style apparel, and tavern wall decor.
The Bard - Vicious Mockery Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: Celebrate your favorite medieval comedy quote with this hilarious vintage label aesthetic. Featuring a knight standing proudly before a fortress, framed by elderberries and a cute hamster, this humorous pub style graphic is perfect for fans of classic movie laughs and craft brewing.
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features dark/black typography and is optimized to look best on LIGHT COLOR apparel (White, Cream, Heather Grey, Soft Pastel Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) - DND RPG Meme Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. Perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, Bard mains, Dungeon Masters, Pathfinder fans, and tabletop gaming lovers! Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and phone cases. Designed by gamers, for gamers.
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts (White) - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features light/white typography and is optimized to look best on DARK COLOR apparel (Black, Navy Blue, Dark Charcoal, Deep Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) - DND RPG Meme Hoodie
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$32 $42
Description: Sarcastic quotes graphic design for humor enthusiasts, overthinkers, quote lovers, sarcasm fans, wit admirers, and those who appreciate a bit of irony, featuring witty and clever punchlines with a hint of self-deprecation. This playful and jesting design with its sarcastic quotes is perfectly suitable for everyday wear, casual outings, social gatherings, family events, birthdays, and more. Through its ironic and laugh-inducing expressions, it makes an ideal gift for Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and any other occasion where a good laugh is appreciated. Definitely a must-have for those men, women, teens, and kids who appreciate humor.
"You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote Hoodie
by DungeonDesigns
$32 $42
Description: This vintage-style parody t-shirt features the fictional “CEOs Against Consequences Foundation,” showcasing a smug cat in a business suit and sunglasses lounging confidently in an executive chair. The satirical design humorously mocks corporate irresponsibility with slogans like “No Risk. All Reward. Someone Else’s Problem,” using distressed typography and retro graphics for a bold, ironic statement.
