Mockery Pillows

Description: Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat - Bard Class. Perfect for wearing to your next DnD session or for gifting to a friend

Description: Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Description: Just the logo, straight up

Description: When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_

Description: When foul mouth kills.

Description: Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell

Description: George Santayana quote: The world is a perpetual caricature of itself; at every moment it is the mockery and the contradiction of what it is pretending to be.

Description: I killed your savior, but I didn't kill the deputy. I swear it was in self-defense.

Description: Mockery Sarcasm Tradition Knight Emblem

Description: Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Description: Words can hurt.

Description: Celebrate your favorite medieval comedy quote with this hilarious vintage label aesthetic. Featuring a knight standing proudly before a fortress, framed by elderberries and a cute hamster, this humorous pub style graphic is perfect for fans of classic movie laughs and craft brewing.

Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features dark/black typography and is optimized to look best on LIGHT COLOR apparel (White, Cream, Heather Grey, Soft Pastel Colors).

Description: Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. Perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, Bard mains, Dungeon Masters, Pathfinder fans, and tabletop gaming lovers! Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and phone cases. Designed by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Make a bold political statement with this humorous conservative satire quote designed for election season, political debates, and rallies. Ideal for voters who enjoy outspoken political humor, freedom of speech, and right-wing sarcastic commentary.

Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features light/white typography and is optimized to look best on DARK COLOR apparel (Black, Navy Blue, Dark Charcoal, Deep Colors).

Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Description: "You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote

Description: Very Stable Genius Quote From Trump

Description: This vintage-style parody t-shirt features the fictional “CEOs Against Consequences Foundation,” showcasing a smug cat in a business suit and sunglasses lounging confidently in an executive chair. The satirical design humorously mocks corporate irresponsibility with slogans like “No Risk. All Reward. Someone Else’s Problem,” using distressed typography and retro graphics for a bold, ironic statement.

Description: Playful political commentary. A humorous design for those with a witty perspective on the left.

Description: A cartoonish depiction of an elderly man bending over a yellow table, holding a cup with the text 'Mocha Joe's' and drinking from it. The text 'BOYCOTT MOCHA JOE'S!' is prominently displayed above the man in brown lettering. The background is black.

Description: You must be of troll descent, because you smell like it!

Description: Bold Yellow Phrase

Description: DnD Bard - Killing You Softly With My Song

Description: "Insert Your Mother Joke" DnD Bard Quote Print

Description: Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Description: Big, fat, plastic, sex pest, urine bathing, baby.

Description: "Quests Are Better With A Soundtrack" DnD Bard Quote Print

Description: "Words Carry Weight. Mine Far Moreso than Yours" Bard Class Print

Description: "Words Carry Weight" DnD Bard Class Quote

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: Vicious Mockery Definitely Yes Funny Tabletop Meme