Mockery Shorts
Description: When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_
Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: I killed your savior, but I didn't kill the deputy. I swear it was in self-defense.
I Killed Your Savior, But I Didn't Kill The Deputy Shorts
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$21 $27
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features dark/black typography and is optimized to look best on LIGHT COLOR apparel (White, Cream, Heather Grey, Soft Pastel Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) - DND RPG Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. Perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, Bard mains, Dungeon Masters, Pathfinder fans, and tabletop gaming lovers! Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and phone cases. Designed by gamers, for gamers.
Description: Make a bold political statement with this humorous conservative satire quote designed for election season, political debates, and rallies. Ideal for voters who enjoy outspoken political humor, freedom of speech, and right-wing sarcastic commentary.
Difference Between Democrat Cockroach Political Satire Shorts
by Soul Static Studio
$21 $27
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts (White) - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features light/white typography and is optimized to look best on DARK COLOR apparel (Black, Navy Blue, Dark Charcoal, Deep Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) - DND RPG Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
"You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: This vintage-style parody t-shirt features the fictional “CEOs Against Consequences Foundation,” showcasing a smug cat in a business suit and sunglasses lounging confidently in an executive chair. The satirical design humorously mocks corporate irresponsibility with slogans like “No Risk. All Reward. Someone Else’s Problem,” using distressed typography and retro graphics for a bold, ironic statement.
"Quests Are Better With A Soundtrack" DnD Bard Quote Print Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
"Words Carry Weight. Mine Far Moreso than Yours" Bard Class Print Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: Funny amusing design with the phrase "Undiagnosed But Everyone’s Pretty Sure" in retro vintage style.
Undiagnosed But Everyone’s Pretty Sure Playful Amusing Cat Shorts
by KLWorks
$21 $27
Description: 🧙 You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.
