Mockery Shorts
Description: Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat - Bard Class. Perfect for wearing to your next DnD session or for gifting to a friend
Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat - Bard Class Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_
Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: I killed your savior, but I didn't kill the deputy. I swear it was in self-defense.
I Killed Your Savior, But I Didn't Kill The Deputy Shorts
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$21 $27
Description: Whether at a social gathering or out on the town, it's a humorous way to share your personal dating insights with the world.
HOW WILL YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VALUES? Shorts
by uikteraa
$21 $27
Description: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a well-timed rhythmic insult backed by 1d4 psychic damage will ruin a villain's self-esteem for eternity. Diplomacy is fine, but comedic theatrical humiliation is an art form. Crafted in an ornate vintage comic book style with expressive linework, off-white texturing, and theatrical magenta rose accents. Recommended for: Bards, charismatic performers, tabletop comedians, and D&D players. Outstanding on graphic t-shirts, stage hoodies, hydro stickers, and Displate posters.
Vicious Mockery Is My Social Skill Bard Lute Tabletop RPG Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: A song can heal, inspire, or shatter a dragon's pride into dust. Standing atop the ruins of an ancient amphitheater, the legendary bard strums an ornate lute as sonic soundwaves visibly rip through the air. Classic 70s rock-opera meets dark fantasy pulp. Essential for Bards, College of Lore scholars, party charmers, and musicians. Perfect rectangular fit for t-shirts, concert-style apparel, and tavern wall decor.
The Bard - Vicious Mockery Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom: Smug Plutocrat Satire Portrait (Dark Version) Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom is a bold satirical portrait from Puff Sumo: a smug tycoon in a pinstripe suit and bright red tie sprawls across an oversized armchair, drawn from a low angle so he towers over the viewer. The pose says power; the glare says he knows it. This editorial caricature skewers billionaire worship, unearned confidence, and the idea that a huge bank balance equals sound judgment. Elegant serif lettering over gritty ink linework gives it a classic protest-poster punch. A sharp pick for satire fans and anyone who has watched the richest voice in the room mistake money for genius.
Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom: Smug Plutocrat Satire Portrait (Dark Version) Shorts
by Puff Sumo
$21 $27
Description: Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom: Smug Plutocrat Satire Portrait Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom is a bold satirical portrait from Puff Sumo: a smug tycoon in a pinstripe suit and bright red tie sprawls across an oversized armchair, drawn from a low angle so he towers over the viewer. The pose says power; the glare says he knows it. This editorial caricature skewers billionaire worship, unearned confidence, and the idea that a huge bank balance equals sound judgment. Elegant serif lettering over gritty ink linework gives it a classic protest-poster punch. A sharp pick for satire fans and anyone who has watched the richest voice in the room mistake money for genius.
Don't Confuse Wealth With Wisdom: Smug Plutocrat Satire Portrait Shorts
by Puff Sumo
$21 $27
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features dark/black typography and is optimized to look best on LIGHT COLOR apparel (White, Cream, Heather Grey, Soft Pastel Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) - DND RPG Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. Perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, Bard mains, Dungeon Masters, Pathfinder fans, and tabletop gaming lovers! Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and phone cases. Designed by gamers, for gamers.
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts (White) - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Bard Nutrition Facts - Funny RPG Charisma Stats Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features light/white typography and is optimized to look best on DARK COLOR apparel (Black, Navy Blue, Dark Charcoal, Deep Colors).
A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) - DND RPG Meme Shorts
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$21 $27
"You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote Shorts
by DungeonDesigns
$21 $27
Description: This design features bold text with a sarcastic twist. Perfect for humor lovers.
Funny Sarcasm: Gulf Mexico Kennedy Lake Ontario Shorts
by Lesliebattrick
$21 $27
Description: This vintage-style parody t-shirt features the fictional “CEOs Against Consequences Foundation,” showcasing a smug cat in a business suit and sunglasses lounging confidently in an executive chair. The satirical design humorously mocks corporate irresponsibility with slogans like “No Risk. All Reward. Someone Else’s Problem,” using distressed typography and retro graphics for a bold, ironic statement.
Sarcastic Guitars Cadillacs Hillbilly Music Shorts
by Lesliebattrick
$21 $27
Happy Ollie Days Sarcasm Skateboard Shorts
by Calligraphy Three Musketeers
$21 $27
