Again? Another night sweet blissful heaven-on-earth cuddle time ruined by this great wall of happiness-crushing animosity. This means war. This pillow has to go. After observing the pillow for nights with the footage you've collected on your secret camera. You realize the pillow is in fact alive and takes pleasure in preventing you from cuddling your beloved. Throwing it away wouldn't help as it would just crawl back over to its same spot night after night. You could cut it up but then it would just re-assemble itself. So the only logical thing to do is go on a vacation with your man to Hawaii. Climb to the top of a volcano with him and toss the little green devil into the lava. Cuddling time will never be ruined ever again.
Tags: anger, angry, wrath, girlfriend, boyfriend
Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.
Tags: guess-whos-got-anxiety, rainbow, depression, awkward, nerd
Screw Political Correctness. These bastards need killing. Arabic lettering says, "False Prophets of Islam". (Translation courtesy of local American Imam. Thanks much, Mo.) More to come -- including, over time, items for raising charity funds for Wounded Warriors and other fine veteran-supporting groups.
Tags: jaxe, beau, seal, seals, navy
This shirt is a funny way to show your friends your unique sense of humor by wearing an image of this nerdy geek who is being socially awkward at a college party! Featuring a black and white comic style graphic illustration, this tshirt is perfect for men or women who like to have fun. This tee will be a hit at the bar, the club, a frat party, or any place that serves beer!
Tags: funny, drink, alcohol, beer, humor
Are you paranoid? I'd rather be paranoid than dead. Sometimes it might seem like anti-social behavior, but I've seen too many murder mysteries to be overly friendly to everyone. Great gift idea for people who are nervous or paranoid.
Tags: anxious, sarcastic, clever, scary, cautious