Penis Hoodies

I'm A Penis Flytrap

LIFE IS LIKE A PENIS

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Crotch goblins, penis bat and vagina snake

Big Wong Restaurant has served Malaysian-style food for the Las Vegas community for over 12 years. Closed the Summer of 2023

Share your love missile with someone special this Valentines

Who doesn't love a good hotdog! and show how you don't appreciate fillers and meat-by-products!

The official Trollpikken design from Norway. Designed in the official Norwegian flag colors red, white and blue. Designed and created in Norway by Norwegian designer

Coming at you!

When your over-endowed stag is feeling shy...

Go on, ask me about it.

Life Is Short & So Is Your Penis - Humorous Typography Design

Get your hand of Santa's penis!!

This is a mock-up advert for the restaurant that Mr. "Democracy Manifest" dined at in Queensland Australia, when he got arrested on suspicion of credit card fraud and launched into his famous rant that includes "this is democracy manifest"

Life Is Short & So Is My Penis - Humorous Typography Design

Another fun fact!

Legislate the Penis & see how they like it

My alter ego

This funny innuendo features a vintage illustration of a tiny pianist.

My 'Pen' Is Huge | Boys’ Night Out | Party Time

Legislate the Penis & see how they like it

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When your over-endowed stag needs just a little censoring...

When your wildly over-burdened stag is feeling bashful...

perfect for work play or church

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Smile

Simple and deep

When the mind goes and draws insight, I drew it without prior planning.

Butterfly of hope

Savage design, that's good choice for gifts

DAAA, dirty mouth .

My battery high enough to continue my day.

Faith hand

FRONT FRONT ART Add some fun to your wardrobe with this modern 'I Love Cockerels' design, or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour.

When an abomination needs just a smidge of censoring before you pick the kids up from school...