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A tiny Penis as a Gift for a funny event like a Bachelor / Bachelorette Party or as a Birthday Present. A great way to have some fun.

Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.

Small Penis? Vote Republican!

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Funny Penis Joke T-Shirt - Say Eye Spell Map Say Ness T-Shirt. Catch your friends out with this hilarious spelling gag shirt.

Life is Short and So is Your Penis

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Although you may have wrote the book on it.

Flash is a great DJ.

LGBT Gay Pride: My wife has a penis. With this design sets a sign for freedom of opinion and gender freedom. Equality and revolution first!

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

The truth hurts.

Text-based design featuring alternating white and gold text, arrows, and shine lines that says, "Nowhere to go but up broke unemployed small down there" fitting for people that like to make fun of themselves.

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Offensive Adult Humor Life is Like a Penis Women Make It Hard For No Reason

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The Royal Penis Is Clean Your Highness

Show your support for women's rights and defend a women's body and the right to choose! Promote feminism with this vintage design! Keep abortion legal as a woman's right to choose. Mind your own uterus we won't go back!

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Funny shirts are one of the best gifts you can give someone. Surprise someone with this great tee. Or maybe gift yourself, who knows. Choose your color & size, then purchase this funny & sarcastic shirt.

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BOYS HAVE A PENIS GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Eat A Bag Of Dicks - Humorous Typography Design

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Illustrated portrait by Oliver Hassell. Main colours are purple, pink & red

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It's Small but It's Clean | raunchy and rude gift for him It's Small but It's Clean. This should be the motto of the 21st century. Add some cryptic fun to your wardrobe with this insanely funny yet understated design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and color below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

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A sausage realizes that he is at the boringest sausage party ever as he has to watch the host’s endless slide show of their vacations

NO PENIS

Sexy girl in school uniform looking at a huge surprise