Pessimist Hoodies

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Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Aren Orwell Again

I'm Nietzsche Bietzsche!

Nihilist in the Streets Existentialist in the Sheets

I Don't Want to be Here (me literally anytime I am anywhere).

Orwell 84

clearly for the optimist...

Pessimism is not more "realistic" than optimism. Faith and worry are basically the same thing. Both require believing in things you can't see. Both invite you to predict the future. The difference is what you believe in, and what you choose to do about it. Optimists believe that things will certainly get better if you don't give up. Pessimists lean into the idea that it isn't worth it to try too much because you'll only be disappointed. Both optimists and pessimists predict their own future. I've tried them both, and I don't really recommend either. On my best days, I'm not an optimist or a pessimist. I'm a scientist. I come up with ideas. I test them. I measure the results, learn from the data, and make adjustments.

Blob's money is always in short supply, while his stomach is like a black hole. Over the years he has learned some tricks on how to get some easy money, and be able to feed his cravings.

Every silver lining has a cloud

Mood…

Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!

Who Cares

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING design

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING design

Mood…

I'm sure things will go wrong

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Aren Orwell Again

Who put poison in my drink? A novelty t-shirt.

Erich Maria Remarque is one of the most prominent German writers whose books have been loved all over the world.

Nihilism Life / Vintage Look Aesthetic Meme Design

I Push Everyone Away, Sorry -- Nihilist Meme Dolphin

To Live Is To Suffer. To Survive Is To Find Some Meaning In The Suffering. / Vintage Look Aesthetic Meme Design

Nasa / Nihilism Logo Tribute/Parody Design

I mean, you know it's true.

BE YOUR BEST SELF! LIVE FOR THE MOMENT. DRESS FOR THE MOMENT!

Ask Me About How Nothing Matters - Nihilist Statement Tee

Nothing funny meme text font for man's woman's T-Shirt Apparel Stickers Cases Mugs Wall Art Notebooks Pillows Totes Tapestries.

We may come off as ill-tempered, grumpy, salty, and curmudgeonly. But it’s just that time has worn away our patience. It’s true that we don't suffer fools gladly. We would just like for you to please unsubscribe us from your issues. We are The Society of Cranky Old Men.

Take some advice from this angry persimmon. They're trying their best to be positive despite their sour expression. Let's all be less persimmon-istic <3

My Relentless Melancholy Brings All The Boys To The Yard - Nihilist Funny Statement Tee

An apple a day, you die anyway!

Nasa / Death Logo Tribute/Parody Design

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