Xmas Humor Hoodies

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The girls are ready to eat cheesecake, delve Shady Pines, and slay dragons; and they're all out of cheesecake...

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Butt Plug ugly Christmas sweater design. Illustrated adult toy in Christmas lights. Funny Christmas gift. Butt Plug for everybody Christmas typography.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

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That is not even a word!

Wilford Brimley was a distinguished American actor widely recognized for his roles in various films, including "Cocoon," "The Natural," and "The Thing." One of his most enduring contributions to pop culture was his participation in diabetes awareness campaigns, where he became known for his unique pronunciation of "diabetes" as "diabeetus." His work is remembered for its authenticity and the memorable characters he brought to life on screen.

Relive the thrilling fun of National Lampoon's Vacation all over again with the Wally World Theme Park T-Shirt. Based on the 1983 film's design.

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"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

Bartenders W/B

The REAL sequel to HALLOWEEN!!

all purpose holiday shirt!

All I Want For Christmas Is A Banana Funny Cute Christmas Cartoon

Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit....or Beer!

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"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

a design based on charles dickens' a christmas carol. The Ghosts Of Christmas Time Travelling Christmas Charles Dickens Humor

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Perfect time for a aye-tea!

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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"Ma Mama Mom Bruh": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Mother's Day 2024 gift idea for women. With humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design affectionately blends different terms for "mom," capturing the unique and endearing relationship between a mother and her children. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Inspired by the epic Christmas Vacation movie

Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog! This is a refreshed take on an already awesome design. New for the 2020 season!

Ugly holiday sweaters have never looked so heroic!

Clark's decided to open his own Christmas Tree farm. Kick off your fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country and embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape to select that most important of Christmas symbols. The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Just don't forget the saw!

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