Xmas Humor Tapestries

Sweary W/B

The girls are ready to eat cheesecake, delve Shady Pines, and slay dragons; and they're all out of cheesecake...

inspired by action movie saga

Too Coo For You! This cool pigeon gift is way too coo for you! Featuring a cool pigeon in sunglasses who is just too cool! A funny pigeon gift for kids, men and women. A cool pigeon gift for pigeon fans, pigeon lovers or anyone who thinks pigeons are cool.

inspired by trading places

Butt Plug ugly Christmas sweater design. Illustrated adult toy in Christmas lights. Funny Christmas gift. Butt Plug for everybody Christmas typography.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

Happy whatever doesn't offend you shirt funny holiday tee

Sore from my head tomatoes! This funny tomato weightlifting gift will make you smile! A funny gift for gym lovers, gym goers, bodybuilders, or weight lifters. This gift features a tomato lifting some weights and getting ripped. A cute gym gift for women, men and kids.

Llamas said knock you out! This funny llama gift will make you smile. Featuring a cool llama in sunglasses and a gold chain - he's a real gangster. A funny llama gift that will make you and your llama mama smile! A cute llama gift for llama fans, llama lovers, or anyone crazy about llamas. A funny llama gift for kids, men and women.

That is not even a word!

Wilford Brimley was a distinguished American actor widely recognized for his roles in various films, including "Cocoon," "The Natural," and "The Thing." One of his most enduring contributions to pop culture was his participation in diabetes awareness campaigns, where he became known for his unique pronunciation of "diabetes" as "diabeetus." His work is remembered for its authenticity and the memorable characters he brought to life on screen.

Ho Lee Chit

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

Bartenders W/B

Winging It! This funny chicken gift features a chicken who is totally winging it! Featuring a cool chicken in sunglasses, this cute chicken gift is a great present for chicken fans, chicken lovers, chicken owners or anyone with a pet chicken. A funny chicken gift for kids, men and women or anyone who is winging it!

all purpose holiday shirt!

All I Want For Christmas Is A Banana Funny Cute Christmas Cartoon

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit....or Beer!

Funny T Rex I'm Unstoppable With Trash Grabber Picker

x mas

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.

a design based on charles dickens' a christmas carol. The Ghosts Of Christmas Time Travelling Christmas Charles Dickens Humor

forever alone

You're tea-rrific! This funny tea gift will make you smile. A cute tea gift that is perfect for tea fans, tea drinkers or anyone who is crazy about tea. A funny tea gift for kids, men and women featuring a cute cup of tea with a positive message - you're terrific! An awesome tea gift for tea lovers!

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Seriously, though.

Perfect time for a aye-tea!

"Ma Mama Mom Bruh": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Mother's Day 2024 gift idea for women. With humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design affectionately blends different terms for "mom," capturing the unique and endearing relationship between a mother and her children. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Inspired by the epic Christmas Vacation movie