I Hate Mondays Merch
Description: Actually, I hate Mondays AND capitalism. I can hate both at the same time. These two hatreds do not contradict each other; they complement each other.
Actually, I hate Mondays AND capitalism. Phone Case
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$17 $23
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes relationship status and definitive corporate manifesto for the emotionally conflicted professional who treats the corporate calendar as a highly toxic partnership. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, early morning boardroom reality where you navigate a complex web of bitter resentment, forced cooperation, and constant boundary violations, boldly declaring to the workplace that while you are legally and contractually obligated to co-exist with the initial twenty-four hours of the week, your mutual connection is defined by deep structural dysfunction and zero emotional attachment.
I HAVE A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH MONDAYS Magnet
by Expired Brain Juice
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes security screening and definitive corporate manifesto for the highly suspicious professional who treats personal enthusiasm for the workweek as an immediate operational red flag. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, early morning boardroom skepticism where you observe colleagues entering the workspace with unprovoked cheer, boldly declaring that anyone who genuinely thrives during the initial twenty-four hours of the week possesses a deeply unpredictable psychological profile that makes them completely ineligible for your inner circle of trust.
Description: A delightful, original and funny, romantic shirt. Is a perfect gift to send to someone you are absolutely and totally crazy about. To a lazy girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, friend, best friend. Featuring the phrase Let's Hate Mondays Together. Send to a loved one for many different occasions, such as Valentine's Day or a birthday or even to say how much you miss them. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
