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Project-Hail-Mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH Bag
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Description: project hail mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, amaze amaze amaze rocky, andy weir, astrophage, hail mary

Project-Hail-Mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH Bag

by Dell Designs

$19 $24

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Amaze - You Sleep I Watch Socks
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Description: Amazed!

Tags: amaze amaze, astronaut, first contact, grace, hail mary

Amaze - You Sleep I Watch Socks

by AnAzArt

$14 $20

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Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: Featuring the memorable phrase “You Sleep I Watch,” it honors Rocky’s loyal and vigilant nature aboard the Hail Mary.

Tags: alien friendship, andy weir, astrophage, astrophage trail, book lover

Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by Shoting

$13 $19

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Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk

Tags: sanford and son salvage, 5 cross yo lip, 70s tv, sanford and son tv show, sanford son

Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by KT Solutions

$16 $24

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You Sleep I Watch spider Pin
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Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: cute, funny, humor, insect, night

You Sleep I Watch spider Pin

by storlave

$2.75 $3.25

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Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Pin
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Description: With clean lines and a nod to sci-fi humor, it’s perfect for fans of Ryland Grace, space exploration, and interstellar friendships.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, book lover, hail mary, i watch

Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Pin

by Youbamsk

$2.75 $3.25

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I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING Baseball T-Shirt

Description: christmas

Tags: santa, santa claus, xmas sweater, funny xmas, snow

I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING Baseball T-Shirt

by canzyartstudio

$19 $26

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Pillow

Description: You-Sleep-I-Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, fist my bump, hail

You-Sleep-I-Watch Pillow

by Timine Kayas

$23 $28

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You Sleep I Watch Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, astronaut, book, book lover, books

You Sleep I Watch Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by lisnnyal studio

$16 $24

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project hail mary petrova line Pin
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Description: Project Hail Mary, this design highlights the glowing Petrova Line and beloved alien Rocky.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, astrophage trail, hail mary, petrova line

project hail mary petrova line Pin

by Shoting

$2.75 $3.25

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Pin
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Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, fist my bump, hail

You-Sleep-I-Watch Pin

by Kayas Timine

$2.75 $3.25

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Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky T-Shirt

Description: This design features Rocky, the beloved alien from Project Hail Mary, illustrated in a vintage sci-fi style. The artwork captures the textured charm of retro space posters with a modern twist, highlighting Rocky’s unique physiology and bond with humanity.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage trail, book, book lover, bookish merch

Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky T-Shirt

by Shoting

$16 $24

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You Sleep I Watch Sticker

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, hail mary, project hail mary, rocky

You Sleep I Watch Sticker

by Sketchy Monkey

$3.15 $3.50

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Tank Top

Description: You Sleep, I Watch

Tags: alien, film, grumpy angry stupid, movie, movie quote

You-Sleep-I-Watch Tank Top

by liskyukim

$16 $21

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You Sleep I Watch Posters and Art

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, andy weir, astrophage, film, funny you sleep i watch

You Sleep I Watch Posters and Art

by Frame sky aesthetic

$10 $14

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I Recommend You Watch Ducks Swim Around For A Bit Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: I Recommend You Watch Ducks Swim Around For A Bit

Tags: ducks, recommend around watch ducks swim you, swim, watch, you

I Recommend You Watch Ducks Swim Around For A Bit Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by Varimosa_std

$13 $19

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YOU SLEEP, I WATCH Heartbeat Line Hoodie

Description: A minimalist design on a black background featuring a white electrocardiogram line. The top half displays the text "YOU SLEEP, I WATCH" horizontally. The bottom half shows the same text mirrored and reversed below the heartbeat line, creating a reflection effect.

Tags: black, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, line, minimalist

YOU SLEEP, I WATCH Heartbeat Line Hoodie

by VIGOLD STORE

$32 $42

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You Sleep I Watch Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: funny you sleep i watch, you sleep i watch 2026, you sleep i watch design, you sleep i watch fun v100, you sleep i watch funny

You Sleep I Watch Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by mookel

$13 $19

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you sleep I watch - project hail mary - hail mary. Hat
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Description: You sleep I watch.

Tags: andy weir, hail mary, project hail mary

you sleep I watch - project hail mary - hail mary. Hat

by PIXELPIXELART

$11 $19

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I WATCH YOU SLEEP PROFESSIONALLY NURSE ANESTHESIOLOGIST Sticker
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Description: Show off your medical humor and dedication with this funny "I Watch You Sleep. Professionally. Nurse Anesthesiologist" design! Featuring a bold distressed typography style paired with an oxygen mask and heartbeat EKG line, this artwork is perfect for CRNAs (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists), nurse anesthesiologists, anesthesiology students, and operating room (OR) healthcare professionals. Makes a hilarious and thoughtful gift for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, white coat ceremony, birthdays, or holidays!

Tags: anesthesia, anesthesiologist, anesthesiology, certified nursing assistant, crna

I WATCH YOU SLEEP PROFESSIONALLY NURSE ANESTHESIOLOGIST Sticker

by GP SHOP

$3.15 $3.50

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I May Be Nonverbal But My Nana Ain't, So Watch How You Treat Me Hat

Description: A funny and protective quote design showing that while you might be nonverbal, your Nana is always ready to stand up for you! Perfect for grandchildren who love their outspoken grandmas.

Tags: autism awareness, family humor, funny nana, funny quote, nana
Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Pin

Description: Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, andy weir, astrophage, book

Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Pin

by washington adam

$2.75 $3.25

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Project-Hail-Mary Bag
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Description: Project Hail Mary AMAZE

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, astrophage, fist my bump, powered by astrophage

Project-Hail-Mary Bag

by WadesWorld

$19 $24

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No Rizz, But Id Watch You Play Your Sport Every Time If I Had The Chance To Tote
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Description: Show your affection with this sweet No Rizz quote about always wanting to watch your favorite athlete play. A relatable design for anyone who may not be great at flirting but knows how to show up and cheer for someone special.

Tags: inspirational, lifetime, rizz, sports lover
YOU ARE SAFE MOTHER, I SHALL WATCH WHILE YOU PEE Hat

Description: Embrace the humor of the absurd with this uniquely hilarious design. A bold statement for those who appreciate bizarre, lighthearted jokes that are guaranteed to get a laugh.

Tags: awkward, bathroom, funny, humor, protective

YOU ARE SAFE MOTHER, I SHALL WATCH WHILE YOU PEE Hat

by Retro Ruckus

$11 $19

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Project-Hail-Mary Bag
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Description: Project Hail Mary AMAZE

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, astrophage, fist my bump, powered by astrophage

Project-Hail-Mary Bag

by WadesWorld

$19 $24

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If You Don't Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do You're A Fan Tapestry

Description: “If You Don’t Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do, You’re A Fan.” A savage and confident design for people who know their worth and aren’t bothered by haters. Perfect for those with bold personalities, strong energy, and a sense of humor about the drama. Great gift idea for confident women, influencers, and anyone living unapologetically.

Tags: bold self love quote, funny attitude design, hater humor, idgaf energy, sassy confidence quote
Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Posters and Art

Description: Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch. Sci-fi inspired artwork featuring unforgettable space survival and alien friendship themes. Perfect for fans of cosmic adventures, intelligent aliens, and emotional storytelling.

Tags: alien friendship, andy weir, astronomy theme, cosmic journey, galactic story

Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Posters and Art

by eli-vane

$10 $14

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You sleep I watch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A futuristic robot creation featuring the playful phrase "You sleep, I watch

Tags: alien, aliens, comedy, experiment, funny slogan

You sleep I watch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by MasterMind_Designer

$17 $24

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You Sleep I Watch Phone Case

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, book

You Sleep I Watch Phone Case

by oripoke.by.kimenimal

$17 $23

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If You Don't Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do You're A Fan Bag
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Description: This design is the perfect outfit for everyone who also is humorous and always says great funny quotes. Funny saying sarcastic ideas for everyone on birthdays. Buy our design and you won’t regret it. We have many sizes and colors for you to choose from.

Tags: fan, humorous slogan, sarcastic humor, self defense
You Sleep, I Watch. Mug
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Description: Project Hail Mary

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, galaxy, hail mary, retro

You Sleep, I Watch. Mug

by Mr.nooy

$13 $18

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You Sleep - I Watch Magnet
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Description: You sleep, I watch?

Tags: andy weir, astronaut, eridian, first contact, grace

You Sleep - I Watch Magnet

by AnAzArt

$3.75 $4.75

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I will watch over you Pin
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Description: A Hannya cherry blossom tattoo is symbolic of achieving a better life after dealing with a tormented past.

Tags: mask design, protection, japanese, hannya mask, hannya oni

I will watch over you Pin

by ert

$2.75 $3.25

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Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Rocky Quote Tote
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Description: Project Hail Mary fan design featuring the “You Sleep I Watch” quote with Rocky-style illustrations and constellation details.

Tags: alien friend, book fan, friendship quote, geek fandom, movie fan

Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Rocky Quote Tote

by The-goal-history

$13 $20

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Watch For Deer Means I Love You In Kentucky Tote
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Description: A perfect present for your dad, mom, uncle, aunt, stepdad or stepmom... Great for birthday, christmas, thanksgiving, halloween, graduation, anniversary or back to school present for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend, coworker or boss.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, humor

Watch For Deer Means I Love You In Kentucky Tote

by Pepepole Store

$13 $20

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