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Project-Hail-Mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH Phone Case

Description: project hail mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, amaze amaze amaze rocky, andy weir, astrophage, hail mary

Project-Hail-Mary YOU SLEEP I WATCH Phone Case

by Dell Designs

$17 $23

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Amaze - You Sleep I Watch Shorts
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Description: Amazed!

Tags: amaze amaze, astronaut, first contact, grace, hail mary

Amaze - You Sleep I Watch Shorts

by AnAzArt

$21 $27

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Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Featuring the memorable phrase “You Sleep I Watch,” it honors Rocky’s loyal and vigilant nature aboard the Hail Mary.

Tags: alien friendship, andy weir, astrophage, astrophage trail, book lover
Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk Magnet
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Description: Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk

Tags: sanford and son salvage, 5 cross yo lip, 70s tv, sanford and son tv show, sanford son

Sanford and Son Salvage we buy and sell junk Magnet

by KT Solutions

$3.75 $4.75

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You Sleep I Watch spider Tank Top
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Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: cute, funny, humor, insect, night

You Sleep I Watch spider Tank Top

by storlave

$16 $21

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Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Kids Hoodie

Description: With clean lines and a nod to sci-fi humor, it’s perfect for fans of Ryland Grace, space exploration, and interstellar friendships.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, book lover, hail mary, i watch

Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Kids Hoodie

by Youbamsk

$27 $36

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I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: christmas

Tags: santa, santa claus, xmas sweater, funny xmas, snow

I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING Crewneck Sweatshirt

by canzyartstudio

$28 $35

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project hail mary petrova line Tote
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Description: Project Hail Mary, this design highlights the glowing Petrova Line and beloved alien Rocky.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, astrophage trail, hail mary, petrova line

project hail mary petrova line Tote

by Shoting

$14 $20

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Baseball T-Shirt

Description: You-Sleep-I-Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, fist my bump, hail

You-Sleep-I-Watch Baseball T-Shirt

by Timine Kayas

$19 $26

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Hoodie

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, fist my bump, hail

You-Sleep-I-Watch Hoodie

by Kayas Timine

$32 $42

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You Sleep I Watch Sticker

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, astronaut, book, book lover, books

You Sleep I Watch Sticker

by lisnnyal studio

$3.15 $3.50

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Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This design features Rocky, the beloved alien from Project Hail Mary, illustrated in a vintage sci-fi style. The artwork captures the textured charm of retro space posters with a modern twist, highlighting Rocky’s unique physiology and bond with humanity.

Tags: andy weir, astrophage trail, book, book lover, bookish merch

Project Hail Mary Vintage Rocky Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Shoting

$28 $35

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You Sleep I Watch Pin
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Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, hail mary, project hail mary, rocky

You Sleep I Watch Pin

by Sketchy Monkey

$3.00 $3.25

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You-Sleep-I-Watch Phone Case

Description: You Sleep, I Watch

Tags: alien, film, grumpy angry stupid, movie, movie quote

You-Sleep-I-Watch Phone Case

by liskyukim

$17 $23

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You Sleep I Watch Tapestry

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, andy weir, astrophage, film, funny you sleep i watch

You Sleep I Watch Tapestry

by Frame sky aesthetic

$23 $30

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I Recommend You Watch Ducks Swim Around For A Bit Phone Case
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Description: I Recommend You Watch Ducks Swim Around For A Bit

Tags: ducks, recommend around watch ducks swim you, swim, watch, you
YOU SLEEP, I WATCH Heartbeat Line Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A minimalist design on a black background featuring a white electrocardiogram line. The top half displays the text "YOU SLEEP, I WATCH" horizontally. The bottom half shows the same text mirrored and reversed below the heartbeat line, creating a reflection effect.

Tags: black, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, line, minimalist

YOU SLEEP, I WATCH Heartbeat Line Baseball T-Shirt

by VIGOLD STORE

$19 $26

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You Sleep I Watch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: funny you sleep i watch, you sleep i watch 2026, you sleep i watch design, you sleep i watch fun v100, you sleep i watch funny

You Sleep I Watch Crewneck Sweatshirt

by mookel

$28 $35

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you sleep I watch - project hail mary - hail mary. Tapestry

Description: You sleep I watch.

Tags: andy weir, hail mary, project hail mary

you sleep I watch - project hail mary - hail mary. Tapestry

by PIXELPIXELART

$23 $30

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I WATCH YOU SLEEP PROFESSIONALLY NURSE ANESTHESIOLOGIST Hoodie
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Description: Show off your medical humor and dedication with this funny "I Watch You Sleep. Professionally. Nurse Anesthesiologist" design! Featuring a bold distressed typography style paired with an oxygen mask and heartbeat EKG line, this artwork is perfect for CRNAs (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists), nurse anesthesiologists, anesthesiology students, and operating room (OR) healthcare professionals. Makes a hilarious and thoughtful gift for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, white coat ceremony, birthdays, or holidays!

Tags: anesthesia, anesthesiologist, anesthesiology, certified nursing assistant, crna
I May Be Nonverbal But My Nana Ain't, So Watch How You Treat Me Posters and Art

Description: A funny and protective quote design showing that while you might be nonverbal, your Nana is always ready to stand up for you! Perfect for grandchildren who love their outspoken grandmas.

Tags: autism awareness, family humor, funny nana, funny quote, nana
Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Sticker

Description: Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, andy weir, astrophage, book

Project Hail Mary Rocky You Sleep I Watch Sticker

by washington adam

$3.15 $3.50

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Project-Hail-Mary Mug
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Description: Project Hail Mary AMAZE

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, astrophage, fist my bump, powered by astrophage

Project-Hail-Mary Mug

by WadesWorld

$13 $18

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YOU ARE SAFE MOTHER, I SHALL WATCH WHILE YOU PEE Tank Top

Description: Embrace the humor of the absurd with this uniquely hilarious design. A bold statement for those who appreciate bizarre, lighthearted jokes that are guaranteed to get a laugh.

Tags: awkward, bathroom, funny, humor, protective

YOU ARE SAFE MOTHER, I SHALL WATCH WHILE YOU PEE Tank Top

by Retro Ruckus

$16 $21

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No Rizz, But Id Watch You Play Your Sport Every Time If I Had The Chance To Bag
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Description: Show your affection with this sweet No Rizz quote about always wanting to watch your favorite athlete play. A relatable design for anyone who may not be great at flirting but knows how to show up and cheer for someone special.

Tags: inspirational, lifetime, rizz, sports lover
Project-Hail-Mary Card

Description: Project Hail Mary AMAZE

Tags: amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, astrophage, fist my bump, powered by astrophage

Project-Hail-Mary Card

by WadesWorld

$5.00 $6.00

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If You Don't Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do You're A Fan Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: “If You Don’t Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do, You’re A Fan.” A savage and confident design for people who know their worth and aren’t bothered by haters. Perfect for those with bold personalities, strong energy, and a sense of humor about the drama. Great gift idea for confident women, influencers, and anyone living unapologetically.

Tags: bold self love quote, funny attitude design, hater humor, idgaf energy, sassy confidence quote
You Sleep I Watch Rocky Project Hail Mary Ugly Christmas Sweater Tank Top

Description: Celebrate a sci-fi holiday with this funny Project Hail Mary inspired Christmas design! Featuring a cute faux knit embroidery style layout of Rocky the alien wearing a Santa hat, sitting on a crescent moon decorated with fairy lights, and holding a gift box. With the hilarious quote "You sleep I watch. Santa comes? Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!", this cozy sci-fi bookworm artwork is perfect for book lovers, science fiction fans, and ugly Christmas sweater parties.

Tags: bookish christmas, project hail mary, project hail mary christmas, rocky alien, sci fi christmas
Always Watching You - Funny Cartoon Satire Intelligence Art Pillow
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Description: Funny and satirical cartoon portrait illustration featuring wide intense eyes and witty typography. A humorous pop-culture parody graphic for meme lovers and political satire fans.

Tags: always watching, cute, emoji, emoticon, emotion
You Sleep I Watch Magnet
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Description: You Sleep I Watch

Tags: alien, amaze, amaze amaze amaze, andy weir, book

You Sleep I Watch Magnet

by oripoke.by.kimenimal

$3.75 $4.75

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You sleep I watch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A futuristic robot creation featuring the playful phrase "You sleep, I watch

Tags: alien, aliens, comedy, experiment, funny slogan

You sleep I watch Crewneck Sweatshirt

by MasterMind_Designer

$28 $35

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If You Don't Like Me And Still Watch Everything I Do You're A Fan Card

Description: This design is the perfect outfit for everyone who also is humorous and always says great funny quotes. Funny saying sarcastic ideas for everyone on birthdays. Buy our design and you won’t regret it. We have many sizes and colors for you to choose from.

Tags: fan, humorous slogan, sarcastic humor, self defense
You Sleep - I Watch Hoodie
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Description: You sleep, I watch?

Tags: andy weir, astronaut, eridian, first contact, grace

You Sleep - I Watch Hoodie

by AnAzArt

$32 $42

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You Sleep, I Watch. Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Project Hail Mary

Tags: andy weir, astrophage, galaxy, hail mary, retro

You Sleep, I Watch. Baseball T-Shirt

by Mr.nooy

$19 $26

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I will watch over you Posters and Art

Description: A Hannya cherry blossom tattoo is symbolic of achieving a better life after dealing with a tormented past.

Tags: mask design, protection, japanese, hannya mask, hannya oni

I will watch over you Posters and Art

by ert

$10 $14

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Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Rocky Quote Magnet

Description: Project Hail Mary fan design featuring the “You Sleep I Watch” quote with Rocky-style illustrations and constellation details.

Tags: alien friend, book fan, friendship quote, geek fandom, movie fan

Project Hail Mary You Sleep I Watch Rocky Quote Magnet

by The-goal-history

$3.75 $4.75

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