Jim Varney Merch
Beautiful & Brooding Jim Varney Bag
by HDTGM - Ladies of the Eighties
$19 $24
Description: When the money is scrambled to the very last cent, riots and hatred soon will commence. When all the world's commerce will be put in a bind, from the evil that lurks where the sun never shines. It is I, Dr. Otto von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, who has played on you this trick-ick-ick-ick. "But who's Dr. Otto?" you may well ponder, while all your magnetic cash is squandered. It's he who had an eye, and yet couldn't see. It's he who served bouillabaisse, when he was a she. It's he who gambled with brains, and a gun. It's he who had all, and yet had none. And to stop this horrible twisted trick, just exchange the poles of old Saint Nick. And if that doesn't do to save the day, put another quarter in and try another play.
DR OTTO | JIM VARNEY | ERNEST P WORRELL | HEY VERN Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by nostaljunkpod
$17 $24
Make the Mello Yello Move, Vern. KnoWhutIMean? Tote
by nostaljunkpod
$14 $20
Description: Ernest P. Worrell saved the bank that day, but at what cost? From the Jim Varney comedy, "Ernest Goes To Jail"
Ernest Goes to Jail: I got blow'd up Crewneck Sweatshirt
by 51Deesigns
$28 $35
Description: You may not have actually attended Kamp Kikakee as a child, but no one will ever know once you tell them stories about Danny, Moose, Vargas, Osgood and Crutchfield while wearing this sporty reproduction of the Kamp Kikakee shirts from Ernest Goes to Camp. And if you wear this shirt, the knife will not cut you!
Description: Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney) is working as a garbage collector in a small Missouri town. Despite the warnings of superstitious local Old Lady Hackmore (Eartha Kitt), he accidentally unleashes devious troll Trantor (Jonas Moscartolo), a slimy creature confined under a tree for 200 years. Trantor changes some kids into wooden dolls and turns Ernest's dog, Rimshot, into a log. Ernest then teams up with Old Lady Hackmore to get rid of the beast and bring the victims back to life.
